Feb 2007

by adg on Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:13 am
I'm kinda new to this forum. But, I figured I'd stop by here and introduce myself. My name is Marjorie M. Midwood. I was rumbling around the proverbial jail house the last few days and finally broke free about 5:30 this morning. My momma, Cathy Guthrie and my pappa, Ramsay Midwood were on hand for the occasion, as well as my grandma, Jackie.

Anyway, here's the funny part. I showed up and the first thing I saw was this guy in a top hat standing there with a strange look in his eyes. He was asking me if I could see my shadow! Hell, I couldn't hardly see anything as I was blinded by the lights of this Texas sky. I didn't know what to say so I started screaming and yelling. I don't think anyone else saw this guy, but my grandpa heard me yelling over the telephone and I'm pretty sure he understood what was happening. That's why I asked him to write this introduction - he gets it.

I gave up trying to explain it all to the crowd there, and went about the business of being me. I couldn't care less about whether winter was going to be longer or shorter. And I sure as hell wasn't going back to where I'd been. That being said, I wore myself out and and I'm settling into life as we know it.

I'll write more in a few years when I get around to figuring out how to do it.

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