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 Post subject: Rather Rude Poetry
PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2001 12:32 am
  

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The W!zard

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Was feeling a little poetic today, and thought maybe we should have a place for this sort of thing. Here ya' go!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 11:28 am
  

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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
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Location: the church
When i was a little boy, my great grandfather
would watch over me while he drank his coffee
laced with laudanum, and shaved. he taught
me a little ditty and coached me to recite
it as my part in an easter play at my church.
that easter morning he came to church for
the first time in decades. he sat in the back
row waiting for the children's skit, and left
laughing right after i spoke these words.

Two Irishmen, Two Irishmen
were sitting in a ditch
one called the other
a dirty son of a
beaver, a beaver
sitting on a rock
along came a crocodile
and bit off his
cock-tails, gingerale
five cents a glass
if you don't like it
you can kiss my
ask me a question
i'll tell you a bunch of lies
two men were sitting in a ditch
with shit between their eyes.

i often wonder if he had ever heard
of woody guthrie...anyway, thank you
great grandpa charles.

now i understand!


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2001 3:26 pm
  

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Location: wrightsville, pa
Todd, as your sister and having grown up with this story being told by my mother many times, I truly loved the recount....what I truly endeared was hearing it in it's entirety....haven't in decades.........thank you my brother, i am 5 years younger and can only remember fragments of the ones he taught me..something about a lady and her bucket who finally said **** it????
much love to you.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2001 1:46 pm
  

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Location: Ogdensburg, NY ST. Lawrence
After changing this post I forgot what I was gonna write.....fucking pot-heads!

When ya feel so bad you'd rather be dead
and all you hear is that buzzin in your head
your mind gets racey, you could climb the walls
Is tommorro gonna come, do I still have the balls
maybe it won't, maybe it will, but Dr. dear Dr.,just give me the will (pills)!!!


<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by rbrown on Apr 01, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2001 1:17 am
  

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Location: the church
can we get a topic here...i mean, on this
contro board??

smart ass comments,,,or cryptic msgs..
or something..that a person like or unlike
myself could just spew...




<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by todd on Apr 01, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 7:50 am
  

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i guess nobody cares...kewl!!!

i hereby declare this thread a liberated zone!!!

i've been watching the martina hingis stalking trial...cheryl is lucky arlo has as
big a heart as he does...or she'd be in jail!
come to think of it, so would i!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:14 am
  

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Location: the church
GI beans
and GI gravy
how'd dave get a job
with the navy?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:26 am
  

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Joined: Sep 24, 2002
Posts: 579
Location: IL
Well, I was going
to suggest
that you just
make the
stuff rhyme.

Or
that you set it up
so that it
could
pass for poetry without
the
rhyme.

But, you I knew you didn't need me telling you that - you'd knew it on your own. Image


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:30 am
  

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Posts: 1129
Location: the church
star light
star bright
first star i'd like to bite tonight!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 9:41 am
  

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Posts: 1129
Location: the church
heroine: the artist. the premier mistress writhing in a garden graced w/
highly polished blades of grass...release (ethiopium) is the drug... an
animal howl says it all...notes pour into the caste of freedom...the
freedom to be intense...to defy social order and break the slow kill
monotony of censorship...to break from the long bonds of servitude-
ruthless adoration of the celestial shepherd. let us celebrate our own
flesh-to embrace not ones race mais the marathon-to never let go of this
fiery sadness called desire. (ps)


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 10:51 am
  

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Posts: 1129
Location: the church
this place is run like the bush administration!!

it's just a bunch of ankle-biters!!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 11:14 am
  

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Joined: Sep 24, 2002
Posts: 579
Location: IL
your ps quote...

pat salzer?
pat sajak?

i forgot to be rather rude, earlier.

dammit.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 11:47 am
  

Hmmm, poetry rude, for rudeness sake,
some like bud, some like shake
sylables stretched in the sun to bake.
poetry rude, for rudeness sake

blatters gather, words to make,
some come to tease, some can't relate
like folk traditions, songs by a lake,
just poetry rude, for rudeness sake

some old timers, some born of late
and, out come thoughts, like prescious frieght
some fun exchanges, some hot debate
just poetry rude, for rudeness sake
Image.......Image
A Bumper poem dedicated to Mr D Downin, web-Master extrordinaire

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by Bumper on Apr 03, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 12:20 pm
  

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Joined: Dec 06, 1999
Posts: 1631
Location: Ogdensburg, NY ST. Lawrence
I'd drop the Mr. D. but that's just me.

*Hey it fucking rhymed didn't it?

sp.ck. on rhymed


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2001 12:45 pm
  

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Arlo Fanatic

Joined: Sep 12, 2000
Posts: 6520
Location: New Jersey
Dubya and Cheney make me sick
Some voted for Bush but they got Dick

.....ummmmm....a work in progress????Image


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