It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.


mikey

No, it wasn't me......it was that other guy!

I deny plausable claimability?! Oh wait, isn't Arnie the back half?

Is it possible the notion of the plausible deniable claus came about as a way to duck responsibility for Christmas gifts that suck?

"Wow. Yeah, it wasn't me. Claus messed up, kid."

Or, as Chico Marx said to Groucho " You can't fool me... there's no such thing as sanity clause".

HEY!

I pause for deniable Clams named Billy!


and quit pointin' that thing at me unless you intend to launch it!

Speaking of clams, did you all know that clamshell packaging has caused 25,000 injuries since 2004?

http://scienceblogs.com/effectmeasure/2 ... h_haza.php

Both hilarious and appalling. Think of all the unnecessary global warming created not just by manufacture of the stupid packages, but also from the gas used to drive the car to the ER.

There's a song here somewhere, I think...

So the clams are still winning.......it used to be on account of they was eatin' us......now it's related to us eatin' them Insidious creatures.........!!!

Maybe Larry was wearing the pink tutu and it went into a Madam Butterfly type scenario.

Ok, this thread is getting seriously weird... Even by my standards... Kudos!!!

When it gets too weird for the Wiz, maybe it's time to reflect on a few things......? Nah.......

Yeah! Talk about your climate change!

What do we call it, the "Daveozoic"?

A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the

airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?

Happy New Year!!!