"Who was that you were a-talkin' to there Agnes?" queried Ron.

"Perhaps it was some of those aliens in UFOs," she replied coyly (secretly smiling to herself).

"Oh, I think there would be ZERO chance of that being the case of soda pop," burbled Ron with a wink and a nudge. "After all everyone (and I mean EVERYone) knows that the number of aliens is so close to ZERO that it's statistically unimportant, irrelevant and downright (or was that left?) silly."

And you, casual reader, are left (or was that right?) with trying to figure out the word that Agnes needs for 61 down. We need the answer before the timer gets to ZERO.