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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:41 pm
  

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I'm considered to be an authoritative expert on such things. Rest assured PSB, you are not only crazy, you are nukin' futs!
btw, my degree in such things was obtained at the school of "it takes one to know one". :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:02 pm
  

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I hope it was an Honorary degree, Lar.....From these pages I have learned true humility. I humbly surrender my twistedness and lay it at the feet of masters.....


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:22 am
  

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uh oh! :shock: Don't follow me, I'm lost too!

And in the words of the great philosopher and thinker, Groucho Marx, " I would not belong to any club that would have me as a member".

I think you should follow Master PSB, his twisted maze of thought is far less concentric than mine, which I think makes it either better or more twisted or both. :mrgreen:


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:07 pm
  

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Larry wrote:
I think you should follow Master PSB,


What, Larry, I must question your sanity myself? I am absolutely irresponsible without regret!

Don't you be puttin' that load on me!


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 2:01 pm
  

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PSBeaty wrote:
Larry wrote:
I think you should follow Master PSB,




Don't you be puttin' that load on me!


Maybe would could ask agnes if she is willing to take it?


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:05 pm
  

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I am sensing overwhelming modesty here. Is there no one who shall step forth and at least attempt to extricate the sword from the stone, thereby revealing themself as the annointed one???


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:20 pm
  

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I'm gunna hafta assume that agnes is consulting Merlin as we speak, and that PSB is hovering over tea leaves and chicken bones trying to devine an answer.
As for me, I did a Swiss cheese reading and it came up negative.


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:29 pm
  

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Larry wrote:
PSBeaty wrote:
Larry wrote:
I think you should follow Master PSB,




Don't you be puttin' that load on me!


Maybe would could ask agnes if she is willing to take it?


well, so long as you don't mind taking the scenic route,
no direct eye contact in the mirrors,
and someone should probably leave a trail of breadcrumbs in case we get lost

and above all else, maybe you should find someone else to take it.
and if that doesn't work, find someone else to take it


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:31 pm
  

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Ok Kevin! Did what agnes wrote clear it up for you?????????


( me neither) :D


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:56 pm
  

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Let me see if I've got this right.....don't sleep with your contacts in, Hansel and Gretal, mirrors on the ceiling.....oh yeah something about tea bones and chicken leaves, and Agnes missed her turn and got lost 'cuz she was thinkin' about somethin' or someone else.....OK. I think I'm starting to get it now.....It's very clear to me now that something is awry, that my previous concept of twistedness was, to say the very least, er.....um.....inadequate.....uh, in the present context.....!


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:06 pm
  

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Perhaps grasshopper, you need to look within.
Sometimes the best guru for you IS you.

As a called and ordained minister in the church of the terminally confused, I can tell you that it is obvious to me that you have already reached the 7th level of confusion. And since I can't tell you how many levels there are, this should help to make you crazy. Your journey is at least well begun, and perhaps nearing an end, only you can tell. In the words of one of my fellow ministers, Yogi Berra, " when you come to a fork in the road, take it".


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:24 pm
  

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I appreciate your offer Larry, really I do, but I don't need any more help to make me crazy. In the first place, I've got kids AND grandkids! Secondly, I work with drunks and drug addicts all day! But the main clue to the extent of my twistedness (7th level---haaa!) lies in the fact that I come to these pages to unwind because it's the sanest place I could find!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:26 pm
  

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nortonkevin wrote:
But the main clue to the extent of my twistedness (7th level---haaa!) lies in the fact that I come to these pages to unwind because it's the sanest place I could find!!!


Really? I stand corrected then. You have most certainly reached the 8th level! :? :D


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:07 pm
  

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"Elevator.....going UP"!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Pissed as Farts
PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:41 pm
  

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nortonkevin wrote:
the fact that I come to these pages to unwind because it's the sanest place I could find!!!


What, are you insane?


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