The footlights come up ever so slowly. The music delicately plays "Me....and ..my.. shadow..." (sidebar: hey Dave we need musical notes in here, please.) the ol' soft show..... "hey god!" "yeah todd?" "what's that on your shoulder?" "why that's a greek urn." "what's a greek earn?" "oh about a buck and a half a week!" (rimshot*!) "hey todd!" "yeah god?" "how many folksingers does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "only one." "one?" "yeah one! but all the other folksingers are gonna stand around and say I could do that!" (rimshot*!) 'hey god!" "yeah todd?"...............

stealing the lines from the internet star

Fallen off the wagon
I just can't take the pain
Of living in the time machine called life

I'd pack up my suitcase, but I couldn't find a friend
So It sounded easier to close this ol Tavern instead
Before they shut the lights off, people joined around
I guess I won't be alone when I get there twords the end

Drink another glass for me
Hold another toast, belly up to the bar
And talk about some trees
Drink just another glass for me

I know this song seems stupid
And that I will admitt
Don't ask Neil just what it means
But when your fallen off the wagon
And you get kind of bored
You'll be singing wishin this was all a dream