ArloNet • Breaking News: God Hates Clams!

nortonkevin · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:11 pm

Cheryl Harrell wrote:

High in iron and fiber, means it's healthy for the folkslinger.

But not so healthy for humongous giant clams :mrgreen:

mary platz hughes · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:41 pm

nortonkevin wrote:

Cheryl Harrell wrote:

High in iron and fiber, means it's healthy for the folkslinger.

But not so healthy for humongous giant clams :mrgreen:

where's my sea food platter?

Cheryl Harrell · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:42 am

At Red Lobster maybe?

Yum!

mary platz hughes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:12 pm

Cheryl Harrell wrote:

At Red Lobster maybe?

Yum!

wouldn't it be great to be at some secluded beach with a fire going and fresh sea food cooking on the fire?
i miss the ocean. it's probably been 30 years. oh sorry, i digress! mmm clams!!

nortonkevin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:47 pm

mary platz hughes wrote:

I miss the ocean. it's probably been 30 years. oh sorry, i digress! mmm clams!!

At least nowadays it's relatively safe to go to the beach, thanks to Reubin and the Clamzo Boys. Before it would have been more like the clams going "mmmm Mary!"

mary platz hughes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 10:34 pm

nortonkevin wrote:

mary platz hughes wrote:

I miss the ocean. it's probably been 30 years. oh sorry, i digress! mmm clams!!

At least nowadays it's relatively safe to go to the beach, thanks to Reubin and the Clamzo Boys. Before it would have been more like the clams going "mmmm Mary!"

oohhh noooo!! i'll need to borrow your clampoon!!

nortonkevin · **Posted:** Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:31 pm

OK, enough......this is a family site. We've explored this subject as deeply as I'd care to :shock:

Goofus · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:33 am

I don't see how this can end until you post a picture of your clampoon.

mary platz hughes · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:35 am

nortonkevin wrote:

OK, enough......this is a family site. We've explored this subject as deeply as I'd care to :shock:

okay sorry...

Cheryl Harrell · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:14 am

I get to go back to the beach at Nags Head in late Oct with my folks.

nortonkevin · **Posted:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:50 am

mary platz hughes wrote:

nortonkevin wrote:

OK, enough......this is a family site. We've explored this subject as deeply as I'd care to :shock:

okay sorry...

Shouldn't be sorry, I thought your post was really really funny and witty - I was being my usual sarcastic butthead self :oops:

agnes · **Joined:** Sep 15, 1999 **Posts:** 3981

Goofus wrote:

I don't see how this can end until you post a picture of your clampoon.

yeah

agnes · **Joined:** Sep 15, 1999 **Posts:** 3981

mary platz hughes wrote:

nortonkevin wrote:

Cheryl Harrell wrote:

High in iron and fiber, means it's healthy for the folkslinger.

But not so healthy for humongous giant clams :mrgreen:

where's my sea food platter?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b75cl4-qRE

i thought i would put this here (instead of on the other thread), even though there was no cooking of the fish involved

nortonkevin · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:28 pm

agnes wrote:

Goofus wrote:

I don't see how this can end until you post a picture of your clampoon.

yeah

Yeah? Hmmpffff! Perhaps one day I'll ask the Folkslinger to sign it (not "ADG" but "Reuben Clamzo") - although I doubt there's any venue that will allow me to carry that thing around :shock:

! The days of the mighty clam hunters have slid silently under the dark surface of the sea and into the mists of time.........nothing left but some old rusty clampoons, clam shanties, and fire-side stories kept alive by wandering bards and minstrals who hold respect and wonder for days of yore.

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nortonkevin · **Posted:** Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:34 pm

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Hoping this provides closure once and for all

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