Thanks for the warning, Ron. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/terrified.gif" width=15 height=15>

Nah, I have to find stuff I can do "around my pain" anyway, as the Vioxx(sp?) commercial puts it. It's not that easy. It's OK too, though. I have to do what I'm meant to do for a living, because it's the only thing I can do with my health problems being what they are.
Provided I live long enough, of course.

You want roadkill? Come down south. I can't drive more than a mile from my house without seeing something dead or alive in the road. Snakes, deer, possum, dogs, cats, squirrels, turtles. You name it, we got it.

Turtles? We used to see them along the side fof the road. As a kid I'd stop & pick em up & keep em as pets. Used to scare my mom with them. One look at a turtle & she was like get that thing outta the house LOL! People used to tell me that they'd bite yer finger off & not let go until a thunderstorm. Never been bit by a turtle yet. I was always careful around them. A friend of mine once as a kid found one of those teeny tiny turtles in her yard & kept it as pet. SHe named it Herman after Peter Noone of Hermans Hermits. It later died which was a shame. The Turtles do a great version of HAPPY TOGETHER btw... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

Rob's been out of the house a year and the turtles are still with us. That tickles something..not sure it's my funnybone.

Evidently I made a bad attempt at a joke... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

I don't think Pat meant anything about your post when she was talking about turtles, Cheryl.

Yep. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15> I thought I must've made a bad joke which I do alot LOL! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Oh, sorry..not referring to your joke at all, Cheryl. Turtles just reminded me of one of my pet peeves..pun inevitable..that my son moved out and left his big, high maintenance turtles.

That's okay. If I had moved out on my parents & left them some Turtles, my mom wouldn't have been pleased either... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

My mother woulda traded me for 100 smelly turtles! (I had an electric guitar in the basement that played "Smoke On The Water" alot.....even when I wasn't there with it)

C'mon, Larry -- at least you didn't play electric rock and roll bagpipes. How bad could it have been?

My son has electric guitars..I didn't mind them. They didn't smell. And he wasn't as loud with them as his father could be with his stereo.

I have an electric guitar too as well as my acoustic. Mike can play his mustic so loud that you can hear it outside of his headphones even when he has headphones on. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

Yeah Pat, but you LIKE rock & roll, and YOUR son can play! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

OK kids. Here's your link du jour. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/biggrin.gif" width=15 height=15> Enjoy!
http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/Choir/4401/jokes.html

Edit note: No idea why it isn't showing up as a hyperlink. Any explanations besides poltergeists?

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