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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2001 9:22 am
  

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there's a warning on peter's site that the limericks can be addicting...i didn't heed it. after a long painful attempt at falling asleep last night..just as i dozed off...
these ran through my brain.....

There once was a gal named Fitzy
Who thought she was very ritzy
In an attempt to flirt
She'd hike up her skirt
Thus people thought Fitzy was Ditzy

I know of a guy named Nate
Who hails from the Volunteer State
It's said if he drinks whiskey
He gets more than frisky
And a girl could suffer no worse fate

i am so sorry! please make it stop!!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2001 10:21 am
  

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He amuses, this fellow named Todd,
Who asks questions relating to God.
Cryptic and quoting,
Intimidating, doting.
Fits well here, cuz he's rather odd.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2001 11:51 am
  

there once was a sweetheart named starchild,
whos Norwegian passions would get riled
she'd dress head to toa
in a long feather boa,
and drive all Chicagoans quite wild
Image........Image


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2001 4:33 pm
  

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I beg your pardon,
Grant your grace;
I hope the cows
Will spit in your face

Nate tied a kettle to the tail of a cat;
Dave put a stone in the blind man's hat;
Todd threw his grandmother down the stairs -
And they all grew up ugly and nobody cares


I went downtown
To meet Mrs. Brown.
She gave me a nickel
To buy a pickle;
The pickle was sour,
I bought me a flower;
The flower was yellow,
I bought me a fellow;
The fellow was sick,
I gave him a kick,
And that is the end
Of my arithmetic.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2001 10:42 am
  

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THAT THING WITH THE CAT WAS YEARS AGO,
and besides I am not ugly, I just keep my beauty well hidden.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2001 1:03 am
  

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anymore, this place sucks hind tit!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2001 9:48 pm
  

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Hush baby ogre, stop raving and rest,
Slumber, sweet savage impossible pest,
Stifle your tantrum, no kicking, don't bite.
Close your red eye...baby ogre, goodnight.

written by Jack Prelutsky
from "Monday's Troll"

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by fitzy on Apr 15, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2001 10:09 pm
  

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i feel better now...thanks.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 12:20 am
  

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I told the wizard to his face,
"You're just a fraud, a phony,
A fake, a sham, a charlatan,
Your spells are pure baloney.
Your hogwash couldn't fool
an unsophisticated child--
What do you have to say to that?"
The wizard merely smiled.

"You see, you have no answer,"
I continued, feeling bold.
"You only use illusion
When you turn balloons to gold.
In fact, your poor pathetic act
Is practically a crime--
What do you have to say to that?"
He smiled a second time.

I escalated my harangue,
And blared triumphantly,
"Your prestidigitation
Simply can't bamboozle me!"
The wizard smiled a wider smile.
"Piff poff" was all he said--
Since then I've been but two feet tall
And have a hampster's head.


written by Jack Prelutsky
from "Monday's Troll"

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 3 times, lastly by fitzy on Apr 15, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 1:24 pm
  

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This is hilarious in all its phases, Fitzy! Image


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2001 4:02 pm
  

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thanks star, but its not orginal. i've never written poetry myself. i've edited my posts to give credit where credit is due.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 12:03 am
  

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i lift one for Joey Ramone! see ya soon.


ostensively it's all folk music, cos we're all folks. utah phillips


remember, this thread is still a free zone.
topic my aunt mary's knees!!

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by todd on Apr 16, 2001 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 12:28 pm
  

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not too soon, todd. we need you around...


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 7:53 pm
  

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---I'm Against It---

I don't like politics
I don't like communists
I don't like games and fun
I don't like anyone
Well I'm against it
I'm against it
I don't like Jesus freaks
I don't like circus geeks
I don't like summer and spring
I don't like anything
I don't like sex and drugs
I don't like waterbugs
I don't care about poverty
All I care about is me
I don't like playing ping pong
I don't like the Viet Cong
I don't like Burger King
I don't like anything
And I'm against it


one from joey ramone! the king of punk that thought woody guthrie was the father of punk!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2001 8:05 pm
  

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I don't like waterbugs or Burger King either.
But I think you find both of them in the same place anyway, so maybe they are almost the same thing?Image


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