A 4 ft cop with a 5ft gun met at the bottom of a mountain by a writing, singing wierdo freak.

Agnes, I hope you are feeling at least a little responsibility here!

So, what did the weirdo freak say to the 4 foot cop with the 5 foot gun at the bottom of the mountain with a pickle balanced on his big toe?

Larry, to paraphrase my father when I used to hit him up for money, "Do you think this stuff grows on trees?"

And how did all those freakin' forks get on the floor anyway?


mikey

Ok, you can borrow my pen, I just changed the ink cartridge.

so what did the cop need a pen for?

To write up the ten foot ticket

Yes, money does grow on trees, it's a very special tree grown only in the Abu Gabi desert. Many people have tried to transplant the tree, but it just dries up to nothin'.

I checked with the freakin' forks, and they jumped to the floor so they could dance. This was a big duh moment for them, since they thought we all knew.

forkin pickle!

I'm waiting for the day, as Arlo may be also, when Mrs. G walks into the room and exclaims " What are those freaking forks doing on the freaking ceiling!?" This will be the day when Arlo Guthrie channels his ancester Sir Issac Newton Guthrie, or vice-versa. Which ever way the channeling goes, it's sure to make all the science journals, as do all major scientific breakthroughs and discoveries.

Of course in Australia, where Louise is, the forks land on the ceiling anyway, because all them folks down there in the southern hemishere is upsidedown anyway.

Louise, when you leave your house, how do you keep from falling off the Earth? How do you keep stuff in your pockets?

Stand on you head.

Perhaps you should ask Sir Issac Newton Guthrie, he's been here, and has experienced being upside down while playing a guitar AND a piano AND singing all at the same time.

Of course it helped that I taught him the local custom of smearing the soles of the feet with Vegemite before venturing outdoors.