Lenism: Having a propensity for isms.

It must be true since my girlfriend in high school said the same thing... last week.

Masochism: the belief that once a slave, always a slave.

isms or asms?

Sar, ch or sp?

Both. Organisms have organasms......controlled by the parasympathetic nervous system (if you wanna take all the fun out of it)

Now my reticular activation system is freakin' out.

Libertarianism: the belief that if one is left alone to do what one wants to get what one wants ONE will get what one wants. See La Cosa Nostra.

What about antidisestablishmentarianism? To be against a militant organization of shaven heads?

Botulism: gift poisoning

Hedonism: the mistake that when a man gets the cookie, he is done

Hmm. Organasms?

I assume that means something musical...

Pineism: having the smell of pine trees wafting through the air

Spiritualism: A balanced connection to everything internal and external, regardless of the nature of the external; requires acceptance of imperfection.

My Christian niece posted this on Facebook. She was giggling about it, so I figure it's OK for me to.

I know a bargain when I see one......it even has a sliding scale . I remember reading in Joe Klein' bio of Woody that Woody's mother dabbled in a bit of cut-rate fortune-telling (spiritual counseling?) during the hard times of Woody's youth in Oklahoma. Cool picture