(I Love the horn guy too!)
All I want to know is what is the truth?

You're right, Kevin. Could be a coat rack. And it would be the processed stuff in a can. Could be sliced cheese, too. The grated wouldn't stay in the crackers very well.

"Nothing is real." ....John Lennon

And it's time for (drum roll please) Leo....Watcha got to say Leo?

but, before we hear from Leo, I would like to suggest you watch this weeks Coral Ridge Hour, then maybe you can understand why a loudmouth Godless Secular Humanist like myself feels compelled to spout off, its not just to get Larry going (although that is an added benefit) but its because I am at the head of the witch hunt, before folksingers and homer sexuals and socialists and liberal democrats and if you do watch CR note how when he is bad mouthing the liberal radical Gaia loving environmentalists he tells you things like I am (the Godless Secular Humanist) immoral, hate humans, want the poor to remain in poverty, and am acting out of an unknown but evil agenda then he spends 10% of the time actually sort of discussing the issue (yes we all know its complicated and requires some thought and you must be objective and control your bias (but wait, are you listening to yourselves coral ridgers))...and, many of us do believe in life after death...we call it... (are you ready for this?)...the next generation....

and now, take it away Leo....

But before we hear from Leo, this PSA (psychedelic stupid announcement) from Captain Zap:

Hmmmm .... maybe I should start doing hallucinogenics again. Heck, maybe I am and don't even realize it!

And now, back to Leo .....

It looks to me like the GOD the CHURCH and STATE has made, doesn't exist. I got a strong feeling IT is just and IMAGE. I use to think of what I now would rather call dog, as some all powerful being. Though he must have always existed along with the angels. He may have seen trouble coming in paradise, so we ended up here.
When I hear a Genreral on TV telling us what is moral, along with a Pres. candidate singing Bomb Iran, I get a bit frustrated. So i come hear to blunderville for a few laughs.

What DOG (spelled the correct way, not the backward way) wants humans to learn from this sojourn on Earth is to model ourselves on her and live in perfect honestly, loyalty, and above all, to live in the moment and not the past or the future. Oh, and that the quick track to nirvana is a roll in a dead seagull.

been there, done that!

I'm not really sure what I won't to say anymore.

dead seagulls are more powerful than fresh cow pies you say?

oh ya, and now for Larry, (c'mon Larry, you know its inside and you got to get it out!)

Could it be that all of this time we've been dyslexic? Living a lie? And that the all encompassing deity is, indeed, Dog and not God? Consider the parallels. The Goddess Kali and the Collie. The pre-Christian, Pagan trickster spirit Puck and the Pug! Could it have been Noah's Arf? The Bark of the Covenant? And let us not forget that "the Lord is my shepherd", as in German Shepherd?!? My Dog! Why have we forsaken thee?

In all of god's wisdom, how could he have not seen us calling him Dog.
Someday I hope we know as the Moody Blues sang, "How life began will we find out?"
At least some people are askin that.

I'm speechless. Except to say not even in the WORST sushi bar I've ever been to did I see a dead seagull roll.