Naturalism: An eye for an eye.
Capitalism: An eye for both eyes.
Socialism: An eye for a voucher for glasses.
Communism: An eye we pass from blind man to blind man.

Arloism- Just good stuff man!!

Smartassism: a)A religion practiced by some. b) being a dumbass on purpose.

Dumbassism:Being or worshiping george w. bush or sarah palin.

ismism:the study of ism(s)

Are you sure that wouldn't be ismology?

Don't be a Smartass!~

Bushism: Something Yogi Berra might understand.

Yogiism: Something george w bush might understand.

Palinism: Something NOBODY understands.

Isolationism: an joyful exclamation when the ice is in the drink is spiked

Creationism: the belief a being powerful enough to create the universe isn't smart enough to hide the tracks

Monotheism: the belief that a center channel is all you need to play lead

Altruism: a quote from Einstein

Behaviorism: the notion that reaching to the bottom of the box to get the prize before eating the cracker jacks is economical.

why not just open the box from the bottom?

That would be cognitivism: the belief that one knows where and how things are arranged inside a closed box by shaking it and listening to the rattle.

Existentialism: the belief that an unopened box of candy is the highest possible utility.

I dunno. If you hold the box upsidedown to open the bottom, the bottom becomes the top, and the top becomes the bottom.
And what if the prize is in the middle?

It well might be. Welcome to the Austrian School of Economics so well liked by Ron Paul: local actors can only obtain imperfect information and therefore rely on heuristics or rule of thumb reasoning instead of highly detailed but statistical modeling. It is the refutation of Keynesianism.

Keynesianism: the belief that the best way to reduce the incidence of burglary is to incrementally reduce the value of your home through massive government spending on surveillance.

I think if you are in Australia, you always get the prize on the bottom first when you open the top.

That explains their personal ads.

Extremism: the belief that it is always better to face down wind when peeing.