I think the first one would make it in the New Yorker.
http://slate.msn.com/id/2081042/

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Look out Syria, Iran, and Korea,
Rummy's comin for you........

That is probably the scariest thing I have read this year.

Does Donald write for the,
The President to speak?
Or does Donald write, to clear his mind, and in so doing does he clear the mind of thinking?
He plays with words and prose, I wonder if he also plays with his toes?
Does Donald have a day job? I certainly hope so, cause with his writing he could'nt do so well, one might say is writing does smell.

Nathen, pay attention:

Sex tips from Donald Rumsfeld