Someone should send this to Arlo. He could open with this story as an intro to "Comin into LA".

This is true and the irony is that the Dad is one of these "family values" jerks that want to tell everyone how to live:

Story: The daughter of a congressional candidate from Oakdale was arrested this weekend after she went to the West Fargo, N.D., police and attempted to buy drugs from a dispatcher, the department said.

Grace Sium, 20, is a student at North Dakota State University and the daughter of Obi Sium, a Minnesota Department of Natural Resources hydrologist running as a Republican to unseat U.S. Rep. Betty McCollum, DFL-St. Paul.

Police said a woman called the agency early Saturday inquiring about buying marijuana. The dispatcher repeatedly told the woman it was illegal, but the caller was insistent and the dispatcher told her to come to headquarters and he would "hook her up,'' said West Fargo police Capt. Mike Reitan.

Within the hour, Grace Sium showed up and gave money to the dispatcher, he said. She was then arrested for the attempted purchase of drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia. Both are mis-demeanor charges.

The unusual circumstances around her arrest generated a buzz on the Internet and her case was featured on dumbcrooks.com.

Obi Sium, who did not want to comment on the allegations, did say they would not have an impact on his campaign.

"I don't see how it affects me. I'm running; she isn't,'' he said.