I really have no time right now but this was too funny not to post.

My friend is moving from Tallahassee to Bloomington IN in 1 hour. He dumped a few old notebooks and papers, a box spring and 2 rugs in his neighbors dumpster. Now the cops are at his door becuase the neighbor found his name on an envelope in the bottom of the dumpster.

He is pressing charges and wants him arrested.

He threw all the garbage back on his porch. I said, well than he has no proof you dumped it. He paused and said......... security cameras.

DOH!

I went to the dump last weekend, and the guy handed me a piece of paper that said they were closed on Thanksgiving...

Ya'll must be related to Arlo. . Those are Massacree type stories....

..... They had pictures of the approach,..... the getaway,.... the northwest corner,..... the southwest corner,.....

..... and that's not to mention the arial photography.... .........

"They need a atmosphere where their natural bastardness can grow and develop, take a meaningful place in todays complex society!!!!"

Nobodys heard "The pause of Mr. Claus" ?

I got a ticket for littering. It's because the dang river patrol hides in the trees!