I'd love to see the pics of that. I remember having some somewhere once yrs ago. I think it was a kind that had some green & red flecks in it. I remember it tasted kinda weird...

That weren't no Vegemite, deary! But I have seen tooth paste like that! Maybe it was a limited edition Christmas Vegemite?

You don't see the red and green flecks in the vegemite until AFTER you eat it. The toxins in the stuff are known to alter your state of mind. I'm not sure, but I think Timothy Leary lived on the stuff.
Unless of course Cheryl confused vegemite and dentamite toothpaste as Zap suggested.

AND WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!?!?!

Then I must not've had any vegemite & dunno what I had lol...

Ok then. Do you remember who gave it to you? If so, do you remember them saying something like " Don't worry, it will wear off." ?

Or was it 40 years ago and you heard the announcement, "...stay away from the brown acid with the green and red flecks!"?

Ahem......we are waiting......

Oh, gosh, you were so brilliant, I didn't figure there was much more for me to say.

I kinda liked soylent brown. "Not your grandpa's axle grease!"

Ok. I mean who could argue with THAT logic?

yes, MG, I do like Vegemite but I prefer Promite but don't tell that tutu wearing hockey player!

Tutu wearing hockey player. Obsessive/compulsive hatred of Vegemite. There's some issues goin' there!

And, I like it, too! I've even had Marmite and liked it! Next thing he'll be dissin' Guinness!

Not bloody likely.

Yah, but you got mead to cut the nasty!

I’ve never tasted Vegemite ( or Marmite), I didn’t know what it was ………. the only food spread I know is Tapenade, it’s the same color!