It Still Makes Sense to Me {too!}
~~~~~~~Goofus~~~~~~~

"I can chew, but I can't swalla'"
My Grampa Jack in Salem, Oregon, when he got too full at Sunday dinner(when I was a kid).

"Well if thats dinner,we've had it"
My Nana Dorrie, in Brisbane, Queensland, after Sunday dinner (when I was a kid).

"Oh,Lord.....where's the gravy"
{my Grandpa, as he started sayin' the blessing & realized, the gravy wasnt there!}

"Yeah, pass me another one of those sinkers"!
{my daddy, Joe~ referrin to my 1st batch of homeade biscuits, & how they reminded him of fish bait!}

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"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in"

... some long-haired weirdo

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"Drummers shouldn't sing, except Ringo & Levon Helm."
--Dave Edmunds

"Forbes Field in Pittsburgh has just turned into an outdoor insane asylum."
--Broadcaster Chuck Thompson, after Hal Smith's home run in the 8th inning of game 7 of the 1960 World Series

"'Hey Joe'!"
--An audience member's shouted request for Roy Buchanan to play "Hey Joe".

"Is Joe here???"
--Roy Buchanan's reply

"I don't know."

---George W. Bush

"They misunderestimated me"
"A catostrophic success"

That same dumb guy Mikey was quoting.

"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
"Home honey, I'm high."
-Traditionals

"Hyperpluralism is bad for you!"
-Me

"We were near Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
-Hunter S. Thompson

"i'm sorry i had a fight in the middle of your black panther party." ---forrest gump from forrest gump

"I'd rather have my toe nails pulled out one by one, than go see Julio" (Louise recently to workmates)

~A Good Friend Will Come and Bail Ya Outta Jail~~~~~
~But a True Friend Will Sit Right Next to Ya & Say, DAMN, That Was Fun!~~
~~Saw it on another site~~

Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw
Vote for Nixon in '72

I can't recall

It's your vote, use it or loose it.

Frank Zappa.

If you're not completely appalled, you haven't been paying attention.

- Bumper sticker on my car.

And this, from Theodore Roosevelt, a Republican:

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth, pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."