----Confused Gnus and Views-----
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In a tv event that could only rival such other tv events such as "Who Want's to Marry a Millionaire", "celebrity" boxing made tabloid headlines this week as 3 featured bouts took place on the Fox Network.

In the first bout, Danny Bonaduce (aka Danny Partridge) Beat up on Barry Williams (aka Greg Brady). Observers at ringside noted that if there had ever been a tv episode called "The Brady Bunch meets The Partridge Family", the same asswhoopin' probably would have taken place then anyway.

In the next bout, Vanilla Ice got an ass whoopin' from Tod Bridges. Who really cares?

In the featured bout of the night, Tonya Harding opened a can of whoopass on Paula Jones. Observers at this ringside rumble noted that since Tonya had been at one time a world class athlete , it would have made sense, and been fair, to arm Paula Jones with a lead pipe. Alas, this did not happen.Interviewed after the bout, two noted ringside seat holders had very different views of the fight. Nancy Kerrigan said " I was very disapointed, I think they should have given Paula that lead pipe to beat on Tonya with". Bill Clinton however said " It was GREAT to see that bitch get her ass kicked, Ya- HOOOO!!!"

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I saw that on the news. Pretty funny from what clips I saw of it...

Didja see the one about the poodle dog that was (it was on the news) registered as a Republican & got called for Jury duty. His owners were an old couple & the old man decided to registe the dog to vote as a protest against the govt. The dfog can't go on jury duty & they haven't yet decided what to do with the owner. Pretty funny! LOL!

let us look at this:

earthquake near albany, plus homerj, equals
underground testing!!!?

need i say more?

They say dogs are good judges of character. Most of the ones I've known have been. Who's to say they can't be on a jury?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by todd:

let us look at this:

earthquake near albany, plus homerj, equals
underground testing!!!?

need i say more?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Who told you that his lab is in the sub-basement at the university!!!

woke up on 4/20 with my bed rocking... but I was alone... cannot account for HomerJ's whereabouts at the time

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can i assume that the yellow submarine is now fully nuclear capable?

i hope he put that propellar on this time!!?

I am not at liberty to divulge top secret preparations.

All I can say is that if the Gerry Foundation builds on the Woodstock Site, they had better watch out!

(visit www.thewoodstockspirit.org )

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Yeah....I can see it now......a mushroom cloud over the site......but made out of real mushrooms! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/looney.gif" width=15 height=15>

What are you people doing to my gnuspaper here anyway?

".....turning into butterflies, above our nation...."
Hi Larry, how are you? haven't see ya, for a while!!

Hello everyone, just dropped in to see what was new.

Hey Nathen,,,,,where the h*** have you been?

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----Confused Gnus and Views-----
***"all the gnus that gives people fits"***

Dateline: Washington D.C.

Confused Gnus and Views has learned through anonymous sources at the Whitehouse and at Camp David that Al Gore ,did in fact sneak into Camp David during the colonoscopy procedure that was given to President Bush last week. It was reported that Gore snuck into the recovery room where President Bush was still under the effects of medication, and simply said "Ok Texasboy, paybacks are a bitch, and now I'm gunna give you what you gave me in Florida!".
Confused Gnus and Views has obtained video from a security camera in the recovery room.
--Viewer Discretion is Advised--

Ok, let's go to the video tape:

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Where in the Hell is this damn newspaprer?

I have been paying Todd fifty dollars a year for it but I thought surly it would come out more then once a year.