Dimple creation theory......that's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back

It's known in physics circles as " The Shirley Temple Law".

It's more of an effect really. The deeper the dimples, the longer you tap.

Headline today: Calif. robber holds up 11 people, gets $6

Sounds like she was holding up Blunderites in the line-up for a GC Revivial.

At least we can be fairly certain she didn't get hold of The Brain Cell

Wow, California IS progressive! Here in New Jersey, if you hold up 11 people, you get 20 years!

If you become mayor of Detorit, you can rob the city Blind and get away with it!

was that a crime wave or a crime ripple?

serously though, glad no one was hurt!

Got this in an e-mail and thought it was funny:

The Riddle

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.

He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to
me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the
people around me are really intelligent?"


The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you
just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The
Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my
Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please,
Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not
your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,
"That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice
presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer
this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on
that one.." He went to his advisors and asked every one,
but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up
in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in
the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for
me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back
to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and
I have the answer to that riddle. It is Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled
into his face, "No! you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

President Obama and the President of Haiti met for a joint news conference after the recent earthquake. He said "my people need places to live, jobs, and decent health care."

Then President Obama spoke.


mikey

As Molly Ivins often said about Texas, you can't make this stuff up! At least they keep us entertained. Here's today's drive home in Dallas:

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Naked-Man-Dancing-on-Billboard-Stops-Traffic--88659122.html

yAY!!!!

naked man dancing!

(haven't seen the vid yet...will try again later)

This just in ... This is a DIRECT QUOTE of Dave Downin, posted in Facebook:

Dave Downin:
"Truth is, George W Bush was a horrible president!"

Wyld can verify that this is no hoax, and that was really posted by Dave.

I am happy to confirm this... posted by Dave Downin on my Facebook page.

I knew sooner or later Dave would see the light!

Sneaking a late night video in..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEr9CpjGJ0

Sade sings songs of faith.