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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 8:09 am
  

you're sure right those guitars aren't cheap, rb! mark just needed to own a 12 string after playing larry's a couple of years ago...and after larry helped convince mark he needed one. of course, once he had a new 12 string, his old 6 string was so tired and pathetic sitting there next to it, that now he needs a new 6 string. no need to pass the hat, though...since it's all larry's fault, i'm just having the bills sent to him.

ps...check the gc boards, i vouched for you. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 10:40 am
  

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rb! You are on to something there with the chicken clams! I never thought of it before, but do you think that chicken clams have egg shells???!!! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 12:46 pm
  

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Hmmm....chickens and clams must be related; neither species has lips, neither can fly any good, and both taste like chicken!

Now who can tell us the answer to the question, Why did the clam cross the road?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 2:22 pm
  

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That's easy, Mikey...
The clam crossed the road because that's where his girlfriend lives! Her name is Henny Penny.

You've heard the legend of Reuben and Henny, haven't you? Shakespeare based his Romeo & Juliet on their story!

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Yes thanks Deb! I'm convincing myself I'd make a good volunteer! Todd said I was well behaved....(out of my league, but none-the-less not a problem). I'm hoping this October is 1/2 as fun as 2000! I hoping allot of things. Lets just hope the big 1/2 comes true.

Chicken clams. Thus the harpoon theory out the window....(unless that's just propaganda, and they really aren't chicken) In which case songs need to be written, and setlist have to be re-newed....To go thru life being afraid of a clam. AND I LIVE NEAR those coastal waters.....<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>....Maybe Pete will sing Poor ol Reuben Clamzo for me on my stereo. Time to dust off my turntable....

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 4:56 pm
  

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Ok, to whom ever has the brain cell at the moment, please answer the following questions:

1) Which came first, the chicken clam or the egg shell?

2)If a chicken clam was standing in the middle of the road, and Col. Sanders was standing on one side, and Reuben Clamzo was standing on the other side, which side would the chicken clam walk to if he had to chose one?

3)Do clam feathers or chicken shells serve any purpose to a chicken clam ?

4)If chicken is sold by the pound, and clams are sold by the dozen, how are chicken clams sold?


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 4:46 pm
  

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I was in the supermarket today. I was heading down the salad dressing aisle when a woman coming out of the same aisle stopped in her tracks (causing an ugly shopping cart pile-up). She was staring and pointing at something straight ahead. She said to her son, in tones of indcredulity "Chicken lobsters???!!! What are chicken lobsters? I never heard of chicken lobsters!!!" And there on the lobster tank was a sign that had prices for chicken lobsters as well as regular lobters. I didn't say anything to the woman, but I figured out right away where they got the chicken lobsters. They had to be hatched from chicken clams, right? I learn so much here.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2002 10:52 am
  

don't have any answers, to the "road crossing" dilemma, can't shake the image, of a "Lobster-Rooster"....instead of crowing, at 5 am. he PINCHES you, awake! scary scary...
I'm afraid, w/ genetic engineering, we'll have lotsa strange combos..
Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young & Kate Smith-type strange..even..!


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