We airlifted in some cheese and peanut butter for the innocent civilian rodents in the area. Just thought you'd want to know.

Nathen, in order to have a more civilized war, perhaps you should employ weapons of mouse confusion in place of weapons of mouse destruction. I mean you have a lot to draw on around here if you need some confusion. In any case, since it seems rather obvious that your are overmatched in this conflict, a change of tactics may best suit your needs.
You need to remember that mouses are well practiced in stealth warfare. For example, I know you have been wondering how those chocolate sprinkles seemingly appeared out of thin air and found their way into your plain vanilla ice cream in your freezer.........well, those are not chocolate sprinkles.
You need also understand about the League of Rodents, and how they may support the mouses in any conflict. Some of our feline intellegence operatives have shared intellegence with us that suggests that rats,chimpmunks and even cuddly little bunnies are supplying the mouses with field advisors, arms, and intellegence information. We have also learned that some radical groundhog and mole elements are running secret underground terrormouse training camps. Let's face it Bubba, you're in way over your head!

President Bush is addressing the nation tonight regarding his views on Iraq, so I am here presenting my views on Mouse Wars.

My fellow people, we are engaed in a great war testing wheat thins as a mouse bait, we are gathered here to test the bait but we can not do so, as all the bait has been eaten. I say to you, if the number three bus won't get you there then maybe you should walk. In conclusion, I remind you to refuse to pay taxes to a goverment which is in confusion, rather, you should send those dollars to me right here in the USA.

Thank You

ps, those chocolate ships are the best part of my ice cream and this is the first time I have had rasin bread, so we, the few, the proud, the confused, stand before these mice unafraid and unmoving.

And Nate, by the way, try to be at least a little bit thankful that you are only dealing with mouses. I mean Arlo has to deal with mooses, and you should see how hard it is to even get the trap in the house! And HIS ice cream......well forget it!!

Ok Nate, I think you are on the right track. Keep spouting that Dubya speak, and them mouses will gladly move out on thier own no doubt, like I think Alec Baldwin was supposed to do when Dubya won the election.......except I think he's still here.<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

Oh.....and one more thing. If anybody asks you the question "Are you a man or a mouse", you better be pretty damn sure you know who's asking the question before you answer, if you do at all. Remember that tv show "The Prisoner"??????

Oh....and one more one more thing. I think this thread is officially twisted enough to be moved over to the blunder board. If I think of one more thing one more thing one more thing, it will be over there now.

My goodness. Larry had been Arlolised while he was away, he once was very clear and understandable, but now his post rample on and on and while they seem to be logical, I am not certain that they are.

Move us, as I think you are right, the war is going well and I am certain that everyones mind is off the fact that they are losing their money faster then they can make it, so the war has served it's purpose.

Hey wait just one damn minute, it has moved, color me confused...

I didn't mean to stop the thread or nuthin'.......................... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>
( Damn! Maybe Nathen's right)

The question is, are your mickey mouses the old steamboat willie types or the newer, mickey as we know him now types. The reason I ask is, there's a copyright dispute going on now and mickey is involved. If the plaintiffs prevail, the older mickeys will be in public domain, but the newer mickey will still be Disney's..so if you have the kind that are still under copyright protection, either you're in violation and the Disney police will be there to get you, or maybe you can hold Disney responsible for the damage done by the meese..mice..mouses. I'm not sure which way to look at it legally, but you might want to consult Snoopy, who practices law on occasion.

Pat you reminded me of this one....
Did ya here Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?.....when the judge asked Mickey on what grounds he was filing for the divorce, Mickey replied.............

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.......she was f***ing Goofy!

<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

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I didn't mean to stop the thread or nuthin'.......................... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>
( Damn! Maybe Nathen's right)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


MAYBE????? I think Larry is 100% correct.


Pat, do you think Walt would maybe give me a free pass to DisneyLand?


Still, no mice but I added cheesse or chessee or chease or whatever that yellow stuff is? Of course I only use American.