Oh, those are good muffy. Thanks for the laughs!

Pat, thanks! That will come in VERY handy!

Asscroft is at it again. What a dork!
http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/us/HallsOfJustice/hallsofjustice.html

Maybe Asscroft is worried with that naked statue there, he may not be the biggest dick in the room?

Ya know, I was thinking....if Laura Bush were to post stuff on this thread, would there be enough bandwidth in the whole world, much less on Arlonet?? I mean that lady must have some stories....ya know what I'm sayin'??

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Oh, it's stupid enough all right, but I don't know that it exactly tickles my funny bone ... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/mad.gif" width=15 height=22> What does come to mind is the pope who had all the Michaelangelo statues and paintings at the Vatican clothed, so as to cover all that ungodly and unchristian nekkiddity. Sheesh.

What are these people implying, anyway? That God is a pornographer? (Maybe He's into child porn, too. After all, He does make all those babies come into the world naked. Has He no shame? No sense of propriety?) Now that, I find offensive. As offensive as Linda Lay crying on national T.V. about her and Ken "losing everything."

My eye. If they've "lost everything", then how come she didn't do that interview from a cot at the Houston homeless shelter?

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No shit?? Did that really happen? If so, perhaps she should move in with Leona Helmsly.

thanks, ceashel! that man is just...well, yeah..a dork!

larry..yeah, it's true, but it was noticed by many a columnist that she wasn't in a homeless shelter while she was crying.

Yep, Larry, she said Lay came home one day, "just devestated" when he "found out" Enron was failing, horse feathers!! All Enron was was a energy brokering shell game, using off-shore banks, to hide debts & profits, Maybe ARnie can explain how that worked, for us...I mean, how many tears can one shed, when the scammers get scammed?? it's the working folks who got burned, how many more examples of corporate greed & influence peddling do we need??? that's what we need to "smoke out & hunt down" the problem is, these "terrorists" are in the White House meeting w/ W & Cheney, not Afgan caves, so, the motivation's quite different...tiz funny, in a very disgusting kinda way...

OK, in a disgusting way, it is funny -- if you like to laugh through clenched teeth.

Yeah, poor Linda and Ken are apparently having to make do with nothing but their 7 milion dollar condo in Huston over their heads. They're also thinking of selling all but 40 or so of their very favorite homes -- all of which are kept running and ready for occupancy year round, whether they're used by the couple or not.

Makes you want to hold a fundraiser for 'em, don't it? The poor, poor dears. How ever will they manage?

Next question: what are those drapes Daschle ordered made of, exactly, that they could be worth 10,000 dollars? And why isn't anyone making anything of it in the press? I'm sure they could have found something quite adequate for, say, under $1000.

And meanwhile, one of D.C.'s better kept secrets is how these government guys hijack art from the National Gallery. True: if they see something they like, all they have to do is requisition it and whoosh off it goes to their own private office, where no one can enjoy it henceforth but themselves, their staff, and their cronies. Public servants? Them? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I was just going to send in my Guthrie Center membership. You think I should send my $25 bucks to poor Ken Lay instead?

Surely Ken Lay needs it more, and would put it to faaar better use, don't you think?

Ouch! My tongue seems to be stuck to my cheek! Help! Someone call a surgeon!

Maybe we should send the Lays all our unused cardboard boxes, so they can build a shelter under an I-10 overpass in Houston.

They can sell one of their homes & give me the dough so I can buy a new home in a subdivision. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15> They better comedown to earth & realize their lifestyle is not the norm. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15> & Here I make do with a cinderblock home LOL!

I'm changing my name from Chrysler to Lay or Enron......maybe.

Now, there's an idea, Larry.......
"Hello, distinguished Congresspersons, my name is Chrysler Enron Afghanistan, please make all electronic transfers of "bail-out funds" to Arnie, my accountant on Grand Cayman, thank you, and, God Bless America"