i just figured you were busy...

Bumper there is a <FONT size="6">$5,000,000.00 dollar reward!!!!</FONT s>

***Todd's idea, he should be entitled to 1/2, and I would humlby take a 1/4 cut, for reminding you of said reward.....aye $250,000 isn't anything to sneeze at!!!

*and we'll drink martine's and watch the sunrise

bumper, larry -- don't know what happened, but your birth info has vanished from my desk. poltergeists or witchcraft or something like that, because i swear i haven't moved anything.

anyway, there are downloadable programs that have analyses and everything, in case you get tired of waiting for me to find it again. astromart is a good one. very complete. astropro for windows is ok for doing the chart itself, but no analysis, i don't think. if all you want is the chart itself, you can get a free one at www.astrology.com

geez guys, i'm sorry. i have no idea where this stuff got to. poltergeists. it's gotta be.

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Muffy, thanks for the astrology info. I wanted to ask, but didn't want you to be deluged with requests for help. My chart was done years ago, but somewhere along the way, we got separated (like most of my stuff from that time; it was just too much to keep up with stuff). Now I have too much stuff. Working on getting rid of stuff but need to do another chart. Anyway, thanks; I'll check those places out.

cea, no problem -- please feel free to write if you have questions about anything. i'm a long way off from being deluged. that goes for the rest of you, too.

i should have posted that info sooner anyway. if i got any of it wrong (url or whatever), get in touch with me and i'll set it right. (i can be a little absent minded at times, as some of you may have noticed.) the programs mentioned can be found at CNET.com and simtel.net, among others. some programs charge on a sliding scale: they ask you to pay whatever you can. some are free or shareware. others are quite pricey. expensive doesn't necessarily mean better.

if you're on aol, you can probably find some in their downloadable software, as well. astronet (on aol and the web) probably has the links to astrology.com (run by kelli fox) and also offers all kinds of (free) interactive tarot, runes, and so forth.

info you will need for your chart: birth date, time, and location. the sky changes every three minutes or so, and therefore charts will be slightly different every three minutes -- at each location.

ummm, it's up to 25 million, Rb

i think the little bastard was holding back on 20 million.

i think so, Todd.... i get a kick outta hussles.... In Army, in Germany, the line unit guys used to come to our little base, on Saturdays, great em club & all, & the fellas'd get em in a ping pong game, bumpin the betting up, slowly.. winning & losing about even, then, when the stakes would get to $100 per game, or so, the skinny little white kid would jump in, me....the fellas'd push the bet up & the fun would start.. that's how I paid for my 67 Mini!

Haven't you guys heard of over-head? Jeez, give me a break. I could go in myself and claim entire stash, but am afraid I'd end up farming opium. Oblivious to anything and everything:......<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/mutant.gif" width=15 height=15>

*Todd, I'm sure you've heard of kick-backs?

when in doubt;

genuflect and do ten hail homers.

that oughta hold yas for a while.

if that don't, gild an object and display it prominently.

da pope (donations encouraged)

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bump, i want you to do some missionary work in southern afghanistan...my intel shows them to be very receptive to selective obliviosity.

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Pope Todd, you KNOW that they are a different sect all together, and they are oblivious to different things than we are! Hail Homer!

there's a difference???

bless you child,,,but hunger is hunger..cold is cold..and bump is bump.

of course below the frost line in any area of the planet the mean temp is 48f. which means caves can save money on central air conditioning bills...unless a bunker buster is throw into the mix...and if followed by jarheads..well, i can only imagine???

I am very certain that I do not understand what this is all about, I mean really, it is very clearly about understanding confusiun and that is what has me so confused about the topic. Just what is confusion and how does one go about gaining it? Is there a set fee for having gained an exact knowledge of the topic?

It seems to be like sex, (always there is sex), I can remember as a child being uncertain what it was people were talking about but at the same time acting as if I knew all there was to know, now I am at the age where I seem to have forgotten what ever it was that I did once know about that subject as well.


Well anyway, I will pretend to understand confusion and whatever else this topic is about and give you all a wink and a nod, smile big and say, oh yes, I am aware

you do it well, sir.

well said, Pope Todd.....in fact, Nathen, my friend, you were the very role model, for Selective Obliviosity, at it's inception...
your post, Nathen, is as if Buddah turned around and said...
"What are you people all talkin about? I'm just draining the grease trap!!"