There was a penguin at my doorstep this morning begging donations for a ticket to Miami.

My cousin Jason Mraz the singer is doing a concert tour in Hawaii in Feb. I am so envious lol. Yeah I went there once in the 70's but with 19 degree temps here in VA I am ready to go back again... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

It's about 60 degrees F here and it's 10 P.M. on Sat night. I'm sitting here sweating like a pig! That's why I'm not asleep yet!
Oregon looks nice!!!
Hey did you know that

0 degrees Centigrade (freezing point) = 32 Degrees Fahrenheit?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by louise:

0 degrees Centigrade (freezing point) = 32 Degrees Fahrenheit?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only that, but 0 CD's released = 32 cents !

I knew you'd come through Lar......<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

I'm glad Charles and Camille are getting married. May this be the beginning of a world without ridiculous pretense and convention!!!

Don't forget Bush, Cheney and Rice!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

Don't forget Bush, Cheney and Rice!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are they getting married too????

They already are! And they are doing to us and our service men and women what they should be, and probably are, doing to each other!<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/hump.gif" width=85 height=33> Besides carrying on the pretense and convention of government run amuck!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

They already are! And they are doing to us and our service men and women what they should be, and probably are, doing to each other!<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/hump.gif" width=85 height=33> Besides carrying on the pretense and convention of government run amuck!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Amen

THank God! Nobody mentioned the tampon tapesgate! Was it an 18 minute gap he was trying to plug!

Lar.......You should have seen the placards, showing Dubya,Howard and Blair doing that,that a few people were carrying in the anti-Iraq marches here 2 years ago.... some people are so artistic!

Damn Larry, you got this rag up and running and even have a readership of sorts. I just think that maybe I for one will wait for the video to come out, wouldn't want to read this and then try to remember the plot.

The New POPE
Reported by Willie E. Davis

The almost 120 Cardinals from around the world that gathered to choose a successor in the Vatican's Sistine Chapel were stunned and expressed amazement.

Cardinal Mohoney the Vatican spokesperson had this to say, "We in the conclave are all shocked. We cast our vote's using these new electronic voting machines. The results overwhelmingly favored George W. Bush over all the Catholic candidates. The last Pope, John Paul, was a superb linguist, fluently speaking 11 languages, this one can't speak fluently in one language. We just don't know what to say."

The White House has announced that Dick Cheney will assume command as President of the world tomorrow morning, when "W' travels to Rome to begin his duties as Pope.

George W. Bush had this to say moments ago as he spoke from the Rose Garden:

"I am honored to be the spiritual lighthouse, and the first War Pope. I promise Evangelical Catholicks and Prostates alike that I will be embodied in salvation and fair in the performance of my duties. I am a Unitifier, not a Divide-a-cater. I am obliged to try to save as many lost souls as I can, at least the Devout Wealthy Elite Souls, as it is well known that Heaven is a very select place, indeed, it is more exclusive than even the best of country clubs. It is a members only Heaven. I may have to put a fence around it.

I will preform miracles in a fair and balanced manner. Just as God use to wipe out entire races of people without warning, burning whole towns of perverts, killing off an entire nations, and drowning everybody without a ticket to board Noah's Ark, I shall deliver the world from Evil Empires as I unleash the Apocalypse Wrath of Revelations. I will ensure the Rapture and the Reunion with our beloved deceased family members and with our departed purebred pets. I will not allow those awful Liberal Sissy Homosapiens to marry each other and I will put and end to the Clergy marrying Choirboys.

I will lead the Crusades against all them towel-headed heathens demon-possessed voodoo-hoodoo barbarians who's Pseudo-religions that don't except Christ as the Light of Democracy, and who worship fake, made-up gods. They shall they shall suffer my Godly Conservative Wrath and I will Destroy them with my Cherubic Armies of Angels and they shall burn for eternity in Hell, because Me and God don't take no prisoners!

Remember, it is written in the Gospel of Luke, or.... maybe it's Larry, ugh, 12, ugh,5 or something, that Jesus told us we are to live our lives in FEAR of God and the Terrorists, for God and the Terrorists have the power not only to kill us, but to torture us forever in Hell. And to you Non Believers and Democrats, I say, I can't wait to see you burn in Hell, I mean it.....I can't wait!!!"

You know your gonna burn in Hell for this, Wyld!! (me too for laughin' at it!!!!)
It's great to know there is someone else out there who is willing to expose the man (men) behind the curtain.
I may live in the Land of Oz but they're never gonna suck me in!