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You know you're getting old when.....

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Offline Captain Zap
PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:14 pm
  
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I played a gig yesterday at the Brooklyn Fair (Brooklyn, Connecticut) with a former band mate of mine. Had a great time but I noticed that quite a few people with a significant amount of grey hair and wrinkles were singing along to tunes like "Wish you were here"!
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Offline Arnie
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:04 am
  
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that's definitely a sign of gettin' old, when you start thinkin' that Brooklyn is in Connecticut!!!! :roll:
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Offline Captain Zap
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:25 pm
  
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Well, it was Saturday!
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 3:26 pm
  
You know you're getting old when...um...when...let's see...is it two o'clock yet? Um...no, wait..just gimme a sec and I'll be right back....what was the question again?
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Offline cheryl
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:51 am
  
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Someone you've know for about a year says, "You have a xxx-year-old grandson/daughter? Gee, you don't _look_ that old."
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:54 pm
  
Most people 40 and under address you as "ma'am" or "sir".
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Offline PEACELOVEANDARLO
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:05 pm
  
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... hair growth on your head decreases, while in your ears hair growth increases, slime in your noses increases, while nose hairs decrease.
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:43 pm
  
You know you're getting old when the oldies station won't play anything from the 60's anymore.
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Offline PEACELOVEANDARLO
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:55 pm
  
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Duncan wrote:
You know you're getting old when the oldies station won't play anything from the 60's anymore.


.....and won't play disco music because it sucks! :twisted:
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:48 pm
  
Ohhhh, can we talk? Disco music...The Village People...smack me...Donna Summer.....kick me...George Michael...kill me....kill me NOW!

Thank God Barry Manilow came along to end all the craziness.
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Offline PEACELOVEANDARLO
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:01 pm
  
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EEWWW!! Barry Manilow!! I remember his hit song back in 1978(when dress hemlines were boring) "Can't Smile Without You" That song made everyone feel old, in that case I can smile without him :!: Look at the nose!..Barry would have made the perfect spokesmodel for Dole Bananas :lol: .....Grab me a banana I want to KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:41 pm
  
Yeah, I hated the hemlines back then too. :roll: Barry always reminded me of one of those kids nobody wanted to hang out with. I'm not a fan either. Arlo, Dylan, Hendrix, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young...the Beatles...The Stones...these are the bands I grew up on.
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Offline PEACELOVEANDARLO
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Duncan wrote:
Yeah, I hated the hemlines back then too. :roll:


If miniskirts go out of style and some retard decides to lower the hemlines on skirts and dresses again I'm walking around naked and grow my hair down to my ankles
:shock: :x :twisted:
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Duncan
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:07 pm
  
Have you seen me in a dress?
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Offline PEACELOVEANDARLO
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No but how about a kilt bearing those knobby knees :lol: :lol:
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