Baby Boomer Songs
If you know these, you are one

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

Roberta Flack --The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye -- I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba -- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

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Bobbi, those were great, thanks!

Queen---"Another one bites the dust" ----oh, sorry, I didn't have to change that one.

The rolling stones----"Start me pacemaker up"

The Beastie Boys---- "You gotta fight for your right to the pottie.'

Bruce Sringsteen----"Slumberland"

Arlo----"Mooses come limping"

Ray Charles----" geritol on my mind"

Aerosmith-----"Limp this way"

The Beatles---- " Help! No, really HELP!"

Those were great lol...

Wouldn't be as funny if they weren't oh so true!!! As I sit here trying to find the right spot on my graduated bifocals to see clearly!