I just realized that the posts are still on Daylight Savings Time.....unless I got into some sort of temporal (time) warp or something. Hey, I ain't ruling anything out with the stuff I've got sloshin' around in my noggin!

although it would be tempting to blame it all on celery time (it is! it is!!!), the real story is that the website is on GMT, and it's always the same time, just your perception has changed with the clock. If you're in the east coast, during DST you use GMT - 4, but once we turn back the clocks, it's now GMT - 5. You need to go modify your profile to change the -4 to -5, and you'll start seein' the right time again...
(or do absolutely nuthin' and just keep livin' on the celery...)

I got nuthin'

I sure with they would leave the time where it gets dark later. I hate driving in the dark so early in the evening...

I sure wish they would leave the time where it gets dark later. I hate driving in the dark so early in the evening...

Ok,how do I make a withdrawal on these "savings"?!?!?!

Cheryl: In the words of that famous Blunderite, Yogi Berra, "It gets late early around here."


mikey

I was wondering why it has been daylight on my computer for an hour after it got dark outside.

I'd rather think of it as a Star Trekie type of temporal distortion! Ya know, like the episode where they had to jump through that cosmic doughnut thingy and Captain Kirk fell in love with Joan Collins back when she looked good!

And most normal people think of temporal doughnuts only when they get a stale one at Dunkin' Donuts! We know better......huh?

So then I finally understand what a black hole must be. It's the thing created in the middle of a cosmic doughnut when it's dunked into a cup of coffee without cream or sugar!

Anyway, these temporal doughnut issues are making my temporal lobe(s)? hurt.


mikey

Well, there is another theory becoming popular. Some scientists think that there is a black hole in the cranium of george Bush where his brain should be. They think this is true because light, information and even logic can find there way in, but are never to be seen again once they enter.The theory does have certain sub-theories, like the reason the stuff gets lost in there is that the pressure of compression squishes it into an unuseable form that can't escape, sort of cerebral constipation if you will. Another theory suggests that it's not so much the compression, but oddly enough all the empty space in this particular receptacle which means no two particles ever meet. I've been on this stuff alot, and I have Steven Hawkings cell phone number.

scotty will always be in my eyes forever beautiful.

Larry, that theory seems sound. A black hole is incredibly dense, incredibly dark, and destroys any information that enters it, rendering that information useless forever. Sounds like the Bushman to me. Can anything be done to impeach this guy, or must we put up with him for 25 more months? I don't know if the country is strong enough. To think, he's worried about his "legacy."


mikey