This is a time limited offer(wont last long...I hope) I thought I,d offer it here to my blunderite friends before going through regular channels like ebay,craigslists etc.I am offering up some fresh Canadian snow take some or take all.It's totally free you just have to pay the shipping.It goes great with Canadian maple syrup or some of that famous elusive Guthrie syrup.You just need a popsicle stick(Yes Larry YOU can use a hockey stick) pour some syrup out on some snow and roll it up around the stick,YUM.please remember this wont last long so order some up today and be ready with the syrup.

Act now on Sparky's offer and to shake things up a bit I'll throw in free the aftershocks from last night's earthquake. Yes, friends, you read that right - absolutely free, but you must act now. You don't even have to pay shiping or handling.
Quantities are limited. Operators standing by....

I actually have some yard debris that had more than a foot of snow on it just six weeks ago...it looked much better then...

i understand the canuck snow only comes in two flavors...
Yellow
Cheap Beer


I also understand for a few dollars more, they'll send the actual snow-angel along with the snow, but it only comes in Moose...

My understanding is that you use the second one to make the first one.