I was considering bringing my old newspaper made out of electrons, "Confused Gnus and Views" out of mothballs. However, since the collective intellect of the country has seemed to be in a state of de-evolution for some time now, I've decided to create a gnu gnuspaper instead. Besides, it's very difficult to retrieve anything out of mothballs without causing harm to the moth.
Guest writers welcome.


*******************The Caveman News***********************

Obama good.
Bush bad.
McCain bad.
Hillary gone but maybe come back.
Cheney make zugzug with sheep.

Cave painting when sun go down.

current events!

Sub-prime court decides everybody must get stoned! (or start carryin' a gun)

Now that North Korea kisses Nucular ambitions bye-bye, Cheney wants to make zugzug with KimJongIl (pictures on wall at 11!)

Rock & roll news: Rock not dead! But roll pretty tasty.

Arnie speak bad caveman
sound evolved

hah!
me got 10 toes! me also got front-half! how's dat for evolved??

Arnie make zugzug with stegosaurus.

Arnie no know how many toes he have, cannot count to ten, beside, toes be on front half. Arnie got heels.

So Lar...............can Cavewomen post here, or is it a guy thing?

(I don't think we cavewomen know how to speak like that?)

A cow escaped it's confines in Canada, and has been wandering the countryside evading capture. Must be a new species of cow-ninja!

report in caveman cavewomen talk or be fired.

arnie tired of zugzug with stegasaurus... besides, she keep asking for Komit-mint and arnie have no food to share.

front-half silly boy, back-half likes whomping front-half over head with rolled up gangia-leaves and watch his eyes roll around and around... make me laugh!

big news today is this is start of week-end. don't know what to do, so may just take big nap and then eat again... wow, life hard!

if me know fossil fuel cost so much now, me would have raised dinosaurs then...but me did save on car insurance

eyes roll around when me smoke gangia leaves and make me laugh too

Start week-end? How start and end at same time?
Me like no-work days!

wyld think too much for cavewoman

back to news

Obama and Hillary together today, but no make zugzug

Aye Aye me harty!