i have been growing 3 cactus in a pot in my bathroom for over a year and recently, a parsley plant started growing in it so i want to write a song along the lines of "parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme" because it's an act of SOMETHING that an herb would suddenly spring up in a pot that has been on top of the pot in the bathroom. any ideas for the title would be appreciated!

How about, "The Spontaneous Prickly Parsley on the Potty Anti-Massacree Movement"?????

i actually like that!

how about " Shit Makes the Flowers Grow"? No...wait....Folk Uke got that one already.


"The cactus parsley bowel movement room massacree?

We're getting into some extremely sticky subjects here......

yeah shit makes the flowers grow was too obvious and i don't want to borrow cathy and amy's song title...lol

yeah.....with my luck I'd get home drunk one night and sit on the cactus instead of the bowl.
perhaps it's not a good idea to have cactus in the bathroom?

that's the only place i can get them to grow!

So now we've completed the circle and we're back to the Folk Uke song again!!!

How about

"Spontaneous Herbal Movement (in B Minor)" or
"I'm so glad it's not cilantro"

?

Shit Scales

i'm so glad it's not cilantro wins...lol i don't want to remark on the spontaneous herbal movement part because of some supplements i just began taking that aren't very friendly!