blunderblunderunderblunder. what do i need to do before i'm no longer a blundervirgin?

hmmm may be having a particularly boring quiet evening where am refusing to be dragged into mindless reality shows on telly. trailing through all the posts on here a whole lot more fun. inspired not paranoid i might add.

think i'm out of sync timewise with all you lot across the ocean xx

greeneyes wrote:

"what do i need to do before i'm no longer a blundervirgin?"


You answered your own question: "blunderblunderblunderblunder"

For a more smart-ass-ly obfuscated retort, ask Larry. But be careful what you ask for

I think it's actually your 26th post where you lose your virginity. I think the next one is at 1,000.

What kind of person would make rules like this??? I suspect a Republican

Hmm...I think you're right...I think it was Dave.

Yes, in our world, one can retain virgin status for quite some time. The more you post, the quicker you will lose it.
You may wish to post alot and lose the vigin status as fast as you can. Once you are no longer a virgin, we can no longer sacrifice you to a volcano. Well, we could, but it would not appease the gods.

By the way, there is no truth to the rumor that Islamic martyrs who happen to be Arlo fans will be rewarded in heaven with 72 blundervirgins.


mikey

Thank goodness!

Phew....better get my skates on.
Certainly do not plan on being a Rowan Morrisson.
I mean Sgt Howey...
ania

Look, if the volcano gods start threatening to melt the island, I'll go.
I guess you have to do something 26 times before you get it right.

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The Volcano Gods around these parts are more smoke than fire......

Uh. When I thought about it...I do actually live on an active volcano...not that far from the only one that's erupted in the US since any of us can remember...

Yeah, that's right. The volcanos around you got some BOOM to 'em