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Offline sparkydon
 Post subject: Wyldflower Bakeshop
PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 4:09 pm
  
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Give Them A Cookie
What do you do when the aliens land
With zap ray guns in all four hands?
Can't send them all right back to space?
Here's a trick that works in every case
Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
Give them a cookie: And you'll soon learn
Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
They would rather eat cookies than loot and burn

What do you do when out from the swamp
The oozy-gooze comes out to romp?
It eats the lawns and cars and streets
But it would much rather just eat sweets

Give it a cookie, give it a cookie
Give it a cookie: That's a real treat!
Give it a cookie, give it a cookie
It would rather eat cookies than much concrete

What do you do when those kids won't stop
Singing their filk songs? Call the cops?
Can't spank them all send them to bed?
Here's a little trick that works instead.

Give them a cookie, give them a cookie
Give them a cookie: That's the best thing
Give US a cookie, give US a cookie
We would rather eat cookies than play and sing

Michelle Bortoff

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Offline Wyldflower
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 4:13 pm
  
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<FONT size="4">heehee!!!</FONT s>

BTW, the soon-to-be bakery is spelled Wyldflour!

What kind of cookies should I send Osama?

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~Wyld
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mongo71
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 5:05 pm
  
<FONT size="6">MONGO WANT COOKIES !!!!!</FONT s>
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mongo71
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 5:07 pm
  
<FONT size="1">PLEASE </FONT s>

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Offline Larry
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 5:30 pm
  
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Wyldflower, when you open this bakery, I gotta warn you.....if you deliver brownies in the yellow submarine, you KNOW you're gunna get stopped! Image

By the way, I found a "Fruit of the Loom" tag in one of my die-dye cookies.......do you have a lawyer? Image
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mongo71
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 5:33 pm
  
hey larry who needs a lawyer when they have a Mongo!!!!
and i know how to find you.......

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Offline Larry
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 5:51 pm
  
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Yeah....right...... I haven't even found myself yet!
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Offline Wyldflower
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2001 8:44 pm
  
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

Wyldflower, when you open this bakery, I gotta warn you.....if you deliver brownies in the yellow submarine, you KNOW you're gunna get stopped! Image

By the way, I found a "Fruit of the Loom" tag in one of my die-dye cookies.......do you have a lawyer? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mongo?!? you there to defend me??? (I can pay your fee in cookies)

BTW, the "special" recipe in Alice B. Toklas' cookbook is NOT for brownies... it's for Haschisch Fudge... and she recommends that one "...serve this fudge at ladies' luncheons, whereupon, after indulging, the ladies are taken with gales of laughter...."

heehee!!!
~Wyld
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Offline reggie
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 1:55 am
  
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hmm cookies for Osama-

Spam with hot dog chips cookies

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mongo71
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 4:23 pm
  
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wyldflower:

Mongo?!? you there to defend me???
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you sound surprised.....
larry shunned me at the concert and i was his date........
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Offline Wyldflower
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 4:33 pm
  
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mongo71:

you sound surprised.....
larry shunned me at the concert and i was his date........<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

(not surprised...just making sure you were here! Hey... have a cookie!)
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mongo71
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2001 4:50 pm
  
hey wyld read good afternoon i left you a message.
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mongo71
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2001 6:37 pm
  
yet another day without cookies.
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Offline starchild
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2001 7:10 pm
  
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like a day without sunshine.
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Quinn
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 13, 2001 1:39 am
  
wow can i have some cookies
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