Since we are all (presumably) Moose Friends, I was aghast when I read this article today:
Mooses under attack?

I think we need to send an emissary up to alaska to get a first hand report, and to give aid and comfort to the mooses!!! is jimmer available??

Seems like the mooses have the situation well in hoof to me. It's the people who are screwing up.

Sometimes it's the mooses that's got the skwozed brains, and sometimes it's the forest rangers. Guess which this story is an example of! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/looney.gif" width=15 height=15>
Geez, fireworks starting a fire.....who woulda thunk it??

The ranger shoulda' listened to Arlo and just lied there pretending he's dead!!
<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/dead.gif" width=15 height=15>

Have I got this right? While they were doing a field study into elevated calf mortality, they set off fireworks to scare a moose cow. That started a fire which is still burning, "...but the flames are in an area where they are considered to pose no risk." Ya think it might pose a risk to moose calves? Maybe elevate their mortality statistics? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

well cea, that might be a problem only if the mooses don't use marshmallow sticks that are long enough!!!

don't forget the graham crackers and chocolate...

mmmmmmmm

s'mores!!!!

Man I'm tellin ya, you learn something new everyday!!! Nobody ever told me, that Moose's could climb trees.....<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>

*puts a whole new perspective on lying in bed. specially if your sleepin in a treehouse!

***I'd have to be a little more creative. Other than fire-crackers. I'd use all the cool ones, like in the movie 'Joe Dirt'. Seeing it was a cow, maybe some LADY FINGERS would get her moving. Jumping ground hogs?

There must be an easier way to cook mooses. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

So...these forest ranger dipshits tried to cook a moose, but instead cooked their own goose?

Your tax dollars at work!

I bet Arlo knows how to cook one! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/wink.gif" width=15 height=15>

Only if it's a tofu moose you silly goose! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/looney.gif" width=15 height=15>

Personally, I prefer chocolate moose!

Oh, that tastes soooo goood. Yum! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/yum.gif" width=15 height=15>