The real question is, how happy is the elephant about those carvings?

Not that it makes it any more ethical, but that would probably be walrus ivory from Alaska. I have heard that fossil and/or beach ivory is being used to a great extent these days as well.

speak like caveman/woman....sound too evolved

woolly mammoth carved from tagua nut

http://files.tellmewhereonearth.com/Pho ... 1-mam2.jpg

ug,,,,,,,,,,,or caveman boss who see future in dairy product say "YOU FIRED!!"

They had plenty of walrus stuff. This was actually a woolly mammoth that appeared in one of the many melting glaciers.

Me not read good! (How am that, Larry? Gooder?)

Elephant man make long talk about zugzug far far way from here. Elephant man talking many long so Cavewoman take ni night. Elephant man finish long talking. He say Caveman friend name bob give him magic bery that make wooly more mamath. He eat bery then could make zugzug. But him chest have ka boom and him wooly stay mamath for more time than fire burns 4 logs. Elaphant man have go magic caveman for get help with wooly and ka boom. Cavewoman not even find out how much Elephant man suck.

Cavewoman want zugzug!! go hit caveman, who give cavewoman 2 little cave monkey that now big, in head and drag to cave for zugzug. but he already take ni night on cave couch. kick caveman and tell go take ni night in cave. cavewoman never get zugzug.

Then caveman say cavewoman make hard for take ni night because she painting on magic wall all night and make too much sound, but still no zugzug. maybe find bob get more magic berries.

me think have flashback to future!! (think see infomercial)!?
since when got so complicated anyone's guess!?

agnes,
Elephant man Mc say he get magic bery from friend bob doooow. bery name fire aaag ruhh or thing that sound like fire aaag ruhh.

Cavemomwomen say if me keep talking about zugzug and fire aaag ruhh, me grow more hair on hands and go blind. I say what blind? She say no more see. Me ask can me still have zugzug if me no see and cavemomwomen wash my mouth with dino dung.

I say zugzug bunch of times when cavemomwoman can't hear and I still see. Cavewoman still want to know how much Mc can suck.

O suck!
Hil suck!
Bil suck!
Mc suck?

(It's amazing how once you start writing like this, how hard it is to switch back to real homid speak. The next thing you read doesn't sound right at first. Make me giggle.)

Larry,
You ever say word so much times it not sound like real word no more? You try. It fun!

dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya,dubya........ darn, no work, he still here.

zap ready for bush cabinet...

Me feel sorry for capinjk. Me bet he no wish he say anything bout any kind tusk now. Other Cavepeople have big dino cows an saber tooth kittens. Me think capinjk just kidding. He no have any thng make from tusk.

Capinjk, just show teeth like happy and make head go up and down.
(for those not proficient in caveman speak: Smile and nod)

Where caveman?

Where cavewoman?

Have big fun in cave!

Caveman news stupid. P love stupid!:P

Caveman news make P laugh.

P brain hurt. Hunt all day!

Paintings stop brain hurt.

Where stupid, funny cavepeople go?:?

P stupid but no funny?


Here news
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25629134/


P save fat for fun. P no eat real food. P have mouse cake for dinner. Now P tummy yuk!

Me have mammoth tooth pins on string box that make noise when me strum. Me like pretty pins! Me like shiny things!
Me have spoiled little cats with no saber teeth. Spoiled little cats no eat mouse or bird! Wussy little cats like food from bag and from can.