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Scientists today discovered what they describe as a "Confusion Black Hole".
They explained that this phenomenon works with logic and understanding, the way a black hole in outter space works with light and matter. They went on to explain that the "confusion black hole", absorbs any logic or rational thought around it, so none may escape, much as a black hole in space traps all matter, and even light.
The discovery was made ,in of all places, the oval office in the whithehouse, during a three person disscussion between President Bush, Yogi Berra and an unnamed IRS agent.

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this makes bush sound like a blunderite.

i am worried.

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"There goes the neighborhood!"

the leader of the new Black Panther party voiced concern that this would increase property values in the area.

( I was kinda looking for some funny smart ass stuff to say about this, but I couldn't) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not only that but the price of a hooker has gone up amost double, now that hurts

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Today at the whitehouse during the Presidents "Intelligence Briefing", his aids informed him that he had none.
Film at eleven.

This bulletin just in from ArloNet's international desk:

ArloNet has learned that President Bush has sent a team of CIA agents to Switzerland to steal the secret formula for Mueslix.

Moose Licks????

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PLM&H
~Wyld

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===========Editorial==========

President Bush started his month long vacation this week. While many people might show concern over the leader of our country taking such a long vacation during what might be described as a short four year gig,we have a different take on this subject.
To paraphrase everybody's favorite folksinger " I think it's good to have a vacationing president......the more he vacations, the safer we are!"

PRESIDENT BUSH BUILDS HOUSE FOR THE HOMELESS:

WELL Maybe not, he spent 15 minutes while the cameras were rolling nailing one nail, and then the cameras did get a great ass shot of our leader, reminded me of our own beloved back half Arnie, and then I thought maybe we should compare, Arnie's ass shot with that of the president, what do you think?

Thank You Mr President for taking a long vacation, may I recommend another oh say 3 years on the ranch.

Nathen, did our leader have his pants low slung in that fashionable repairman kind of way?

In the next election, given the choice between George W. and Arnie's ass.....I think I'd vote for Arnie's ass.

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Nathen, did our leader have his pants low slung in that fashionable repairman kind of way?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ewwwwwwww!!!!! Presidential plumber's clevage?!??!?!

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From our Washington D.C. desk:

Our inside man at the whitehouse had the chance to overhear George W. Bush's aids tell the president that he had to go on television and give the American people his presidential address tonight. A little while later, the president asked his aids to listen to what he wrote in preparation. We have obtained a transcript, which reads as follows:

" My fellow Americans, I live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington D.C.
God bless you,God bless America, thank you, and good night"

Memo to President, change name of street to TEXAS Road, it's easy to remember and You already know how to spell it.

This just in...

Doctor's have now turned in the results of their tests and for the sixth year in a row, Larry has been declared hopelessly insane.

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