As I am sure you know and are counting down too, soon you are to be relived of Mr Shrub for a while; as he is coming over here to get his arse pollished.

Other than to feed his Lap Dog and take tea with Liz I am not entirly sure as to why he is comeing, but while he is here he is to have everything from fighter plans, 250 armed sectret service men and 5 personal Chefs, one of which is to be on call 24 hours a day.

I'm writing this, as you might not know that amoung all these security measures he is bringing with him, just incase someone lies down infront of his car like last time, or God Forbid throws an Egg at him, or he sees one of those nasty mean anti war protesters,he requested the center of London become an exclution zone for the duration of his visit.
So that you know The mayor of London politly laughed in his face. Then the news, just so it couldn't be accused of being biast showed a two second eddit of Mr Blair saying "We should be proud of our alliance with America"
(By that I am sorry to assum,in Blairs veiw all Americans must be on a par with Mr Shrub.) Then the news went on to say that the Police department said that they alone will decide the route of the anti war/Bush/Blair marches planed for his visit.

It can be so trying to find everything one needs when one goes abroad!

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You left out the part about the translators, Beverley. You know, the King's English is sort of a second language for Mr. Shrub.

Funny thing is that around 230 years ago, a fella named George from your side of the pond was our enemy. Now we're finally getting even with you guys with a George of our own to sic on you.

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You left out the part about the translators, Beverley. You know, the King's English is sort of a second language for Mr. Shrub.
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He ain't perzactly edumacated about Amurican English either.

Beverley, thanks, we didn't have a clue that he was leaving. What would it take to have you keep him there? We could start taking a collection. How about the Americans chip in for the castle. The Brits could chip in to present him a title. We'll then give Tony a ranch in Central Texas where he can be a real cowboy. Works for me! Who's in?

Bush speaking the Queen's English, or Texas English? They are both hard to understand when they are spoken out of your ass.

No good, ceashel. If they kept Georgie boy over there as a prisoner in the Tower of London, say, we'd then have old Dick Cheney running the war.

Come to think of it, I guess it would be same old, same old, wouldn't it?

Mikey, sadly, you are right. He's only the mouthpiece. England may not be big enough for the lot of them. Australia was once the place to send the criminals. Thing they would volunteer to do it again?

Haha, no joke, I just read in the news that Georgie Boy (the most unwanted terrorist in this world) asked the Queen to equip the Buckingham Palace with bullet- and bomb-proof windows and to strengthen the walls of the rooms he'll be in... the Queen saw no need in rebuilding her palace and said "No !"
The Lord Mayor of London, known as a very popular man, refused to meet Mr. Shrub, instead he invited a bunch of peace movement activists to meet him during that time...

Maybe you'll have to throw again some boxes of good English tea into the ocean somewhen ?!?

Speacking of Ken Livingston (the Lord Mayor)

You might not know that in London there is a congestion charge, meening every time you want to drive into London rarther than take the bus or train or a bike, you have to pay £5.00. It was a very controversial charge when it was brought in earlier this year, but it seems to have had some positive effect. Every one has to pay this £5.00 Charge no matter who you are, Taxi driver-Mayor-Queen, Or even Mr Shrub. Yes Ken Livinston is making Mr Shrub pay £5.00 every time he drives through London Center, and concidering that Liz Lives slap bang in the center of London, he's going to have to pay quite a few times.

Make the most of it World, it's probably the only time you'll ever see him pay.

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Let's see - maybe the world will present him a much higher bill...

By the way, the Lord Mayor should give him a ticket of 100 pounds every time he opens his mouth... for littering !

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