ArloNet • Bush wants to go to Mars( not a bad idea)

Larry · **Posted:** Fri Jan 23, 2004 6:03 pm

I'm all for space exploration and expanding human knowledge. But I think George W. may have his own reasons for picking Mars, over let's say... Venus. I mean Mars is the God of War after all,so Dubya may wish to make an offering or seek advice from Mars. And perhaps if we annex the planet Mars itself, the Martians may become registered voters, and at some point I gotta believe they may end up being the only ones to vote for Dubya and his ilk. I doubt Venus would be as accomadating.

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Ceashel · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 12:39 am

Better to send him to Mars than back to Texas. (Though the offer still stands--better here than Earth.)

Cheryl Harrell · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 2:49 am

He's welcome here in VA LOL!

Larry · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2004 5:05 pm

We could send him to live with Cheryl in Va. I suppose. He may learn something from watching Nick at night and TV Land reruns 24-7.......who knows?But even though Mars might fit his persona better, there may be a strong argument that Uranus fits even better. If we were to send him to Pluto, the Disney people would probably start a lawsuit.
Mercury? No, he's to slow for that.Venus is out, as we have already established. The Moon? Perhaps....That would fit the lunatic theme well. Anywhere but the Whitehouse may be the best answer!

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mikey · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2004 1:52 am

Yes, I agree. A one-way trip to Uranus or the ass-teroid belt is in order for the current occupant of the White House. A trip to a black hole wouldn't be cool because Strom Thurmond's been there, done that.

Cheryl Harrell · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2004 5:56 am

I wish I had cable so I could still watch all those TVLAND re-runs. I think Dubya could learn a few things from watching them LOL! Back in the 70's they had a joke about rings around Uranus LOL!

Larry · **Posted:** Sun Jan 25, 2004 6:31 pm

Mikey! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

pat · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:16 am

How do you know he doesn't already watch Nick at Nite and TVLand 24/7? With time out for speeches, of course.

Larry · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:44 am

Because my sources tell me that he watches cartoon network, the speed channel for Nascar races, and Straight Eye for the Queer Guy on Texas Public Television 24/7.

Ceashel · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:04 pm

Good video.

Terrie · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 6:18 pm

Thanks, Shelley, very good!

Bobbi2 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:18 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!

pamramadama · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:21 pm

roflmao

rbrown · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:50 am

Larry to be politcally correct it's
Strait eye for the straight guy!!!!!

* Tell me linda really wants them to come in and do a make=over. Subtract the hockey stix, and be that out to dinner date. Then have jackhammer sex. Like you did when you first met?????

rbrown · **Posted:** Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:55 am

Been there & done that? That jackhammer sex makes you feel like 17 for aobut 45 minutes. Then again it can last till you wake up. Whichever happens first. MANTRA BABY <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/idea.gif" width=15 height=32>

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