I am announcing my candidacy for the office of president in 2008. Anyone wishing to serve on my explorotory committee please forward your resume.
My only campaign promise so far is to think smart, but talk stupid. I think that's what it may take to get elected.

I hereby nominate Cheryl to play the canjo at your inaugural ball.

Hooray for Capt'n Spaulding, <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif" width=15 height=15>
The African Explorer!
"Did someone call me Shnorrer???"
Hooray! Hooray!! Hooooraaaay!!!!


Okay! We've got just the team assembled for your exploratory larry! Now... are we gonna have to do this the hard way or the easy way... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>

I nominate Cliffite as your Marketing videographer.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arnie:


Okay! We've got just the team assembled for your exploratory larry! Now... are we gonna have to do this the hard way or the easy way... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Back half, my exploratory does not require a rubber glove, and if it did, that job would of course be delegated to my back half.
And I don't want Cheryl anywhere near my ball(s) with a canjo! And I sure as hell don't want Jay filming any of that stuff!
Keep thinking.......that's what exploratory committees are for.

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I'll have to play a rousing chorus of This Land Is Your Land... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Hmmmmm...Larry...I think that I need to go down to the XXX VelvetKitten and rent a bunch of research on the camera angles for this exploratory that you are recommending.

The other day I heard the song OHIO By CSNY on the radio & it occured to me someone oughta make up their own funny lyrics to the tune talking about Bush winning in Ohio.

So here's my version (no good but I tried anyway)

Stills Nash Young - New Ohio Lyrics

Tin Republicans and Bushes comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This fall I hear the drummin'.
Bush won in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it.
Republicans are gunning dems down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you were a dem and
Found a republican in the white house?
How can you vote for the shrub the liberals say?

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

Gotta get down to it.
Republicans are cutting dems down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you were a dem and
Found a republican in the white house?
How can you vote for the shrub the liberals say?


Tin Republicans and Bush's comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This fall I hear the drummin'.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.
Bush won in Ohio.

I had to find the lyrics to the song online to do this. Some of the lyrics I couldn't change very well tho so if it doesn't flow too well my apologies. It's just meant o be a fun parody... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Jay! I don't go to those kinds of places! Now that I am a candidate for president, I could not even consider it!
I also know that I will not select a proctologist to head my exploratory committee, no matter Arnie wants!
Besides, most of the proctologists in the country are on call in case Bush has a stroke or something. I mean who better to find Bush's brain than a proctologist? You know, the shortest distance between two points and all that.....
Anyway, I'll need a running mate. I've got calls into Wavy Gravy, George Carlin and Elvis.We'll see which one calls back first.

Larry, you have to be more specific. Not just any proctologist to find Bush's brain, but Karl Rove's proctologist!

Looks like we got another lyric writer worthy of entering the song-writing contest in Oklahoma. Maybe Cheryl, Myland, & I can enter together & form a folk trio, much in the fine tradition of Peter Paul & Mary or the Kingston Trio or the Limeliters.

We already know Cheryl can play a variety of folk instruments, I betcha Myland can play an instrument & sing, & as for me, I can......hmmmmmmm.....hold on, I'll think of something....hmmmm...mmm...I can stand there & lip-sync!

I'm not too good a writer or musician but I try anyway...

I'd like to sign up for your campaign Larry. I agree with your premise and it would be a huge improvement over what we've got, which is both talking and thinking stupid.