Amen!!!

maybe, Larry... could you see Russia???....

I don't really think that ditz can see Russia from her house in Wasila. For more than one reason. Sue told me up at the church she had actually been to Wasila, and she could not see Russia. I'd take sue's word over that of the moose queen's any day! Besides that, I really don't Sarah Palin could find her own ass if she had both hands in her back pockets in a well lit room full of mirrors.

Now wait just a damn minute here!!! This is *MY* playground... Who invited you all in here, did ya even ask? Just like the damn lefties to invade and poop all over everything without having even asked permission... hell!

Maybe it was my mistake by naming the thread "The W!zard's Political Playground"... you all must have just assumed that by the name, I wanted to play with others - and not by myself... Didn't anyone tell you to never ASSUME? Oh wait, that does imply a lick of common sense...

Where the hell are my damn moderators... aren't ya'll supposed to be keeping this stuff in check?!

And Larry... I swear, if my damn button gets downsized, I'm loading the missles in a pickup and driving to NJ...

Bring it on! Besides, every playground needs a bully! And since I've got 100 pounds and a few hockey fights on you, I figured I'd volunteer for the job! But then again, you DO have the launch codes......huh?

You mean the football?

Damn, now where did I leave it at this time...

Maybe it would be a good idea for me not to piss you off. I mean it's gunna be a tough week ahead for you. The GIANTS are gunna beat the cowboys on Sunday, and Obama is gunna trounce McCain on tuesday. I assume you will be splitting your time between the G. Gordon Liddy and Jerry Jones alters in your home praying to make sense of it all. Take a few deep breaths and chill, we don't need the guy with the "football" going postal or nuthin'.
Btw, I'll be in my bunker at an undisclosed location until next week, so don't bother wasting any of those ICBM's.

Could you see Russia from the window, Larry?

I'm sitting here, watching our 401K become a 101K, wondering if Jim and I will have to become Wal-Mart greeters when we're 70 because our retirement accounts and 35 years of savings evaporated while Republicans were in office. I'm thinking that it WILL be the economic end of the world if Obama doesn't win and Republicans have another four years to leave us all destitute or unemployed.

CHICAGO POLITICS

BODY COUNT IN THE LAST SIX MONTHS
292 MURDERED IN CHICAGO
221 AMERICANS KILLED IN IRAQ

OUR LEADERSHIP IN ILLINOIS;
SEN. BARACK OBAMA
SEN. DICK DURBIN
REP. JESSE JACKSON, JR.
GOV. ROD BLOGOJEVICH
HOUSE LEADER MIKE MADIGAN
ATTY. GEN LISA MADIGAN
MAYOR RICHARD DALY

THANK YOU FOR THE COMBAT ZONE IN CHICAGO

OF COURSE THEY ARE BLAMING EACH OTHER.

CAN'T BLAME THE REPUBLICANS, BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY.!!!!!

STATE PENSION FUND $44 BILLION IN DEBT, WORST IN THE NATION.

COOK COUNTY (CHICAGO) SALES TAX 10.25%, HIGHEST IN THE NATION.


CHICAGO SCHOOL SYSTEM HAS LONG BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED AS ONE OF THE WORST IN THE NATION.

THIS IS THE POLITICAL MACHINE THAT OBAMA IS PROUD TO BE FROM IN ILLINOIS.

AND NOW

OBAMA SAYS HE'S GONNA "FIX" WASHINGTON POLITICS?

Right. I can hardly wait. I am NOT holding my breath.

What whacko Web site or chain e-mail did that come from? There are so many leaps and twists and turns from logic there that it's not possible to untangle the misassociations without harming someone nearby. And besides, it's Halloween; I have cauldrons to stir (candy to hand out). Happy Halloween to all!

What good is intelligent rational thought when you have an ideaology and swiftboaters anyway?

l played at a party tonight, and someone asked if I knew any Halloween songs. I couldn't think of any.....not really sure if there are any (ya'll need to enlighten me if you know of any!). But then it came to me, like a vision burnt across the clouds.....didn't have pen, paper or time to write it down, but it came out like:

I don't want a Palin
I'd rather be on the ocean sailin'
Don't want no hockey mama
You're a nipplehead if you don't vote Obama.......

.....and then a story just kinda' jumped out and took over my mouth, stupid and cazy stuff about Palin, and about how close she could potentially be to the white house, and friends.....it got scary.....I'm talkin' real scary!!! Now I've got a Halloween song. I knew it wasn't the best story I ever made up, but I didn't have time to change it.....

From http://www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/

PERSONAL, CHARACTER AND EXPERIENCE (learn more)

Long service in the Senate is good preparation for being President
Agree

The nominee should NOT have taken illegal drugs
Neutral

The nominee should be less than 65 years old
Neutral

The nominee should NOT be a divorcee
Neutral

The nominee should be a person of colour
Neutral

The nominee should have served in the US military
Agree

SECURITY AND FOREIGN POLICY (learn more)

The USA should NOT have invaded Iraq
Disagree

US troops should remain in Iraq for as long as is required to ensure peace in the region
Disagree

The President should be prepared to meet with the Iranian leadership without requiring them to meet any pre-conditions
Disagree

Waterboarding should be allowed as a means of interrogation
Strongly Disagree

LAW AND SOCIETY (learn more)

A woman's right to an abortion as laid out in Roe vs Wade should NOT be limited
Agree

Partial birth abortion should be banned
Strongly Agree

The death penalty should be banned
Disagree

Marijuana should NOT be decriminalised
Disagree

The sale of assault weapons should be banned under Federal law
Disagree

The Federal Marriage Amendment (amending the constitution to define marriage as only being between a man and a woman) should be passed into law
Agree

IMMIGRATION (learn more)

Illegal immigrants should have the right to remain in the USA and follow a path created to enable them to earn the right to citizenship
Disagree

Illegal immigrants should NOT be given US drivers licenses
Strongly Agree

HEALTHCARE (learn more)

There should be universal health coverage
Agree

Health coverage should be increased through tax cuts enable personal choice rather than state provision
Neutral

TAX AND ECONOMY (learn more)

The Bush tax cuts for families making >$250000 a year should be repealed to fund tax cuts for middle class families
Agree

The US should retain CAFTA and NOT hold back from similar new trade agreements
Agree

Tax breaks for companies that outsource jobs overseas should NOT be abolished
Disagree

The minimum wage should be increased at a rate higher than inflation to return it to its historic spending power
Agree

There should be tighter government regulation of financial institutions
Agree

There should be no limit to offshore oil drilling
Agree

ENVIRONMENT (learn more)

US greenhouse gas emissions should be reduced by at least 60% by 2050 to cut global warming
Disagree

$150 billion should be invested over the next 10 years to build a clean energy future
Disagree

Which result do you actually expect to get?
John McCain

John McCain: 15
Barack Obama: -27
You expected: John McCain
Your recommendation: John McCain

Party: Republican
Born: 1936, Coco Solo Air Base, Panama Canal Zone
Family: Married twice with seven children (two adopted)
Career: US Navy, Captain; Vice President of Public Relations, Anheuser-Busch beer distributorship.
Political career: US House of Representatives from Arizona's 1st congressional district, 1983-7; Incumbent Senior United States Senator from Arizona since 1987; former Chairman of the Senate Committee of Commerce and Senate Committee on Indian Affairs; Incumbent Ranking Minority Member of the Senate Committee on Armed Services
Hot topic: Iraq War
Did you know? Was a lightweight boxer in his youth
Supported by: Curt Schilling

Barack Obama 51
John McCain -75
You expected: Barack Obama
Your recommendation: Barack Obama

Party: Democratic
Born: 1961, Honolulu, Hawaii
Family: wife and two daughters
Career: Business International Corporation; NYPIRG; attorney and constitutional law lecturer
Political career: Member of the Illinois State Senate from the 13th district, 1997-2004. Incumbent Junior Senator from Illinois since 2005
Hot topic: Universal healthcare
Did you know? He is the only African American currently serving in the US Senate
Supported by: Oprah Winfrey, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, George Clooney, Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson, Morgan Freeman, Michael Jordan, Jamie Foxx, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Ed Norton, Jennifer Aniston, Zach Braff, John Cleese, Leonard Nimoy and Brooke Shields

I was surprised by my result?

I saw Sarah Palin drinking a Pina Colada
With a Hockey mom and plumber at Trader vics
And her heair was ...well perfect

I was sitting in a booth right next to her
and my hair was..well...greasy
very very greasy..yes greasy indeed

AHHH ooooooh
Werewolves of London


of course if you are as clever as Kid Rock you can transition right into

Sweet Home Alabama

Well I heard Hank Jr talk about me
well I heard old Hank put me down
Well I hope Hank Williams Jr will remember
some Southern Men don't need him around...anyhow

then head right into the Monster Mash
it was an Iraqi Smash