Bullwinkle and Algernon and chock-o-lot! What braincell? It's in DC...really?

Edited cause it was too early!

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who can think before 9 am? I think that might be the reason that most wars have there battles early in the am.

MICE ARE GONE CHIPMONK MOVES IN

At last all the traps have been removed, my lastest guest escaped yesterday and it was important that he/she not find the traps.

Still not certain that a chipmonk is anything but a mouse wearing a striped fur coat but I am told that it is cute.

Was it Alvin? You'll know when at Christmastime it starts to sing the Chipmonks Christimas song... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/wink.gif" width=15 height=15>

I think it was Theodore... the one who likes to eat!

Hey, Nathen... I was looking for something else on EBay, and found an ultrasonic pest control device... maybe something worth thinking about. If what they say is true, you can set it to an ultrasonic sound that will discourage the little furry guys, but won't bother people or dogs... check this out... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1773494207

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Yet another chipmunk came home today, now I have two but from what I hear, they make great pets and sell for lots of money, so what the heck.
The lady who is catching them says she thinks there will be four more, so maybe I can become a chipmunk king, she would kill them if I did not remove them from the traps, so I am doing them a favor, sort of, at least until I get rich.
Wyldflower, I think maybe I will save the mice for later, to branch out into, Mouse Pets R Me, just in case people can not afford the super delux fur coats required to make mice into chipmunks.

Nate, did you bake Mickey Mouse a chonklit birthday cake today?
I figured, seeing as how he was nice enough to think of you by offering an abundant surplus of free chonklit sprinkles for your birthday cake! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/yum.gif" width=15 height=15> <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/terrified.gif" width=15 height=15>

<FONT size="1">OR..... maybe not</FONT s>

<FONT size="1">happy 74th birthday anyway, Mickey.</FONT s>

While doing repairs to a church in Austria recently, they discovered a drawing of mickey mouse, big ears and two colored pants, that was over 700 years old. Perhaps Mickey has always been with us.

So Mickey's a Church mouse? I thought he was rich! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

Edited 'cause I still can't spell!

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Is Mickey, the Church Mouse, related to the Church Mouse living under the steps of the Church in Mousatonic?

Mousatonic? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

Oh yeah, that's in Mousachusetts idn't it?

They Are Back, first observed sharing my bag of chips night before last, two killed today.

Anyone want a half bag of chips, they have little brownd chips in them but those sink to the bottom, the chips themselves ought to be fine.

I am thinking of going Roman on these mice, perhaps if they saw their friends impaled on sticks they might take notice, or I could line the walls with little hand carved crosses, or gallows, I also thought that going native american might also work and have their little pelts turned into useful items. Ahhh it is going to be a long winter, I wonder if I can find anywhere that tells how to cook mice?

Try mouse sushi or mouse tartar, that will scare the little buggers even more.
And don't eat the the liitle black sprinkles in the potato chip bag, 'cos they ain't sprinkles.