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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:53 pm
  

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Great news, as it has been so cold here of late, I have preserved the little fellows and I would like to invite you and yours over for a great x-mas dinner, you bring the dessert.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 8:50 pm
  

Yuck, I'll pass... but thanks anyway <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2002 10:27 pm
  

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BuffaloGal:

Yuck, I'll pass... but thanks anyway <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

There is always someone who demands fresh over frozen, it will happen every time.


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 10:23 am
  

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Once the meeses find out how to get into your nice warm house, I'm afraid you've got friends for life! How's the cat you mentioned earlier? Maybe it's time to adopt him/her for awhile. Just how many mice do you have, if you're offering Christmas dinner to all the Blunderites?


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2002 3:45 pm
  

Another alternative--sell the frozen meeses to those who keep snakes as pets. My niece grossed me out--has a snake which they feed pinkies (baby mice) to. Yeah, okay. Snake's gotta eat. The part that grossed me out was when she thawed the pinkie in the microwave. YUCK!


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pamramadama:

Yeah, okay. Snake's gotta eat. The part that grossed me out was when she thawed the pinkie in the microwave. YUCK!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you ever see a snake with "brain freeze"?? It's ugly! I mean it's a good thing she thawed the little baby mice Hor 'Dourves for the snake!
George W. Bush on the other hand can eat all the ice cream and frozen foods he cares to, as fast as he can, without the threat of "brain freeze".


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Whatever body part you're talking about, you've got to have one before you can freeze it.


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That's what I'm sayin'!


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Larry, exactly. You got it. He doesn't. Cold. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pamramadama:

Another alternative--sell the frozen meeses to those who keep snakes as pets. My niece grossed me out--has a snake which they feed pinkies (baby mice) to. Yeah, okay. Snake's gotta eat. The part that grossed me out was when she thawed the pinkie in the microwave. YUCK!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


We've had snakes and bought those cute little pinkies, live. We never thought of freezing for later feedings. We just always bought fresh. Thanks for the hint for "next" time!

Terrie


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This problem is now out of control. Yesterday I lost two mouse traps to something that can get caught in them and just keep on going. A crack team of weapons inspectors have been searching for the two lost traps but no trace has been found.
Somewhere in the shadows there lurks something big, pissed off and hungary.

It is now time to call on my friends all over the world to assist me in this war. Forget the tiny little mice, it sounds like we either have a rat or one really big mouse. Say, has anyone seen Mickey Mouse around recently?

Wish me luck my friends, I stand somewhat bravly in the face of this unknown foe, standing is a whole lot better then trying to sleep knowing it is out there watching, waiting, hungary, it's little eyes glowing and it's lips moist with the thought of all that nice red meat just laying there........


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:49 pm
  

Sounds like maybe you'd better load the shotgun!


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Ya'll got a Motel 6 around there? Maybe you should check in and then call for professional assistance, like the National Guard.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2002 10:24 pm
  

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My guess as to what stole your traps may be any one of the following:

1) Yourself while sleepwalking with the munchies.
2)A member or members of the radical arm of the rodent militia movement.
3)Mighty Mouse.
4)A Giant New York City Cockroach that was relocated to Tenn. as part of the witness protection program.

Mind you, these are only educated guesses.
It could be a space alien looking to do to you what you did to those poor sheep.

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by Larry on Dec 10, 2002 ---</FONT></center>


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It could also be that your "weapons of mouse destruction" have been confiscated by the weapons inspectors without your knowledge.
Is Tenn. represented by anyone at the U.N.?


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