THat great Untifier

Is he going to watch me burn in hell sorta like a sport in old Roman times with popcorn and stuff!

Do I burn twice as hot for being both a non believer and a democrat? Or do they turn the heat down abit and roast me slower? It is an important theological question!

AAAAAAAAA MMMMEEEEENNNNN!

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The book of "Larry"? I think that's the one that deals with stuff like blundering and ice hockey........ya know, subjects that some of the other prophets missed. Why Wyld.....I'm flattered, and missed your post until today.
On the subject of books, I gotta say, I am looking forward to the day when the George W. Bush presidential library is opened, and for more than one reason. First, it will mean that he is out of office, and second, I'm curious to see if they hand out boxes of crayons to the patrons so they can finish coloring in the books that dubya didn't finish coloring in himself.

Pope Bush has also been known to frequently quote a passage from "Stooges 5,11" under the subtitle "Curly 1,17". It reads:

"I try thinkin' but nothin' happens! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!"
as well as:
"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop whoop!"
and:
"Nyah, ah, ah!"

Considering all or any one of the three stooges would do a better job than Bush( 'specially Larry).....I think that is very disrepectful to the stooges! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>
Not withstanding Rumsfelds resemblance to Moe.

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Reports are in that the new pope has been elected and will be named within the hour. Reports also indicate that there may recounts under way in Florida and Ohio. Film at 4:20

Further reports indicate that President Bush will address the nation tonight to take credit for bringing democracy in the form of free Papal conclaves to the Catholic Church. He will also extol the virtues of his global anti-pollution efforts as shown by the pure white smoke rising over the Vatican.

I thought the reason that the smoke turned white after being black was that they cleaned the bong at the end of the meeting?

So why did they name the guy who played Cliff on Cheers the next pope???

I seen Allah and Buddha, Singin at the Saviors feast, when up in the sky and Arabian Rabbi fed Quaker oats to a priest

I borrowed from Mr Prine to comment on the new Pope and his relative significance in the world

People in Chicago are praying to a stain on an overpass wall!

nuff said

But actually, all them gods are just about the same.

I was lookin' at pictures of that stain and it surely resembled a Georgia O'Keefe Painting. Gives a new perspective on the Virgin!

Larry, thanks to the wildthing, I mean flower, his rag was readable. I mean really old man what has become of that wit and wisdom for which you were noted?\
I purchased 60 mint flavored condoms today, and I was wondering, if I chew them first, would they be correctly referred to as condomints?
Who would have ever thought that one day Trojans would come in mint flavor? and the box reads "feel the tingle", I mean really Larry where does your paper stand on the issue, and while you are thinking about it, would you care for a refreshing mint?

If the condoms are used properly, there should be no issue.

now I KNOW that nate is feelin' better... and I'm glad!

if those are sheer trojans, you could offer someone a thin wafer mint... (the gods of Monty Python are still with me)